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Teacher : Batao jo galat kaam karte hai vo kaha jate hai?
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Student : Buddha Garden mein...........!@!?
Conductor : Maam bachon ki umar kitni hai?
Maam : 2 saal, 2.5 saal aur 3 saal.
Condustor : Maam umar chahe kam batao par GAP to theek dalo.
If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on the planet..
Be proud to say "I DONT KNOW"
Chediyil pookum malarai vida, oru nodiyil pookum punnakaithaan azhagu....
Keep smiling
Beta : Baap jab shadi se har aadmi tang he to fir shadi karte hi q he?
Bapu : Beta! Akkal Baadaam khaane se nahi thokar khaane se aati hai...
Y did a lady throw out her mother-in-law?
Bcoz
Ramadev Baba told, "saans kobahar nikalo".
When APPLE bcums red, it is ready to eat.
When a girl bcums 18, she is ready to
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VOTE!!!
Nasama poga
Inuum nee thirundalaya.....
Wife : Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake that I prepared!
Husband : Who should i call now?Police or Ambulance?????
Munna Bhai: Teray komaaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient : Toh mujhe konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.
Today's offer -
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Offer Valid till 2 Days.
Lawyer: "What is your relationship with the plaintiff?"
Witness: "She is my daughter."
Lawyer: "Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?"
Q: Why are Egyptian's Children always confused?
A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
Beautiful lines:
Unless u speak from heart, u can't touch anyone's heart.....
So b frank!!!
Speak from heart to all.
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
