Post #1001

Wife : Wherever we keep the money, our son steals it. I don't know what to do about it.
Husband : Keep it inside his maths book.









Aparna, Chennai, India.

Post #1000

Nilavin oliyil neengal uranga
Vinmeen unnai knadu kan simitta
Thendral unakku thaalaattu paada.
Iniya kanavugalludan neenga kannuranga.
GOOD NIGHT








Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #999

Friendship is the lovely track traveled by 2
with Hand in Hand
To Care
To Share
To Forgive
and to say silently
"I AM ALWAYS WITH YOU"





Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #998

Wife : Velai seiumbodhu iduppa killadheenga'nu yethana thadava solluradhu?
Velaikari : Nalla sollungamma. Naanum solli solli aluthupoiten.
Wife : ...?!









Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #997

Best "stand" is under"stand".
Best "age" is colle"age".
Best "work" is hard"work".
Best "day" is to"day".
Best "end" is fri"end".
That is you....






Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #996

Analysis of relation:
Dad : Advices and scold.
Mom : Loves and Cares.
Sis : Shows affection.
Bro : Fights and chats.
Lover : Loves, hurts, teases...
But
Friend : Does all the above...
U r one such friend of mine...






Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #995

Tears are more truthful than smile because,
You can smile in front of everyone,
But you can cry only infront of one who is special to you..








Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #994

If anybody neglect your love proposal don't feel...
Go home,
stand in front of mirror,
see your eyes and say...
"Unakku indha asingam thevaiyaa?"........







Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #993

Andru kaneer kooda sugamaanathu....
Thudikka nee irunthathaal...
Indru sirippu kooda vethanaiyanathu....
Sernthu sirikka nee illathathaal...








Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #992

Success and Excuses Do not talk to each other.
If you give excuses, forget about success.
If you want success, do not give excuses.









Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #991

Friendship is like tajmahal.
Everybody will wonder how beautiful it is, but nobody can understand how difficult it was to build.








Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #990

Sea + Ship = "TITANIC"
Forest + Animal = " JURASSIC PARK"
Ghost + Thrill = "EVIL DEATH"
U + Ur smile = Ayoo mummy.....


"PUCHANDY"...





Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #989

Alexander : Ennoda dictionariyilla "MUDIYADHU" endra varthaiye illai.
Kaipulla : Ippo solli enna panuradhu? Vaangumpothe paarthu vaanganum....








Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #988

All the people in the world says that FRIENDSHIOP is greater than LOVE.
But nobody knows that FRIENDSHIP means LOVING SOMEONE.









Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #987

To all my friends who are commited :
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

To all my friends who are single:
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY







Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #986

ADAM and EVE started it...
ROMEO and JULIET introduced it...
DEVDAS and PARU suffered a lot for it...
LAILA and MAJNU died for it...

So, my friend beware of it...!






Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #985

PHONE panna CUT pannalaam
Aana MESSAGE anupina CUT panna mudiyuma???

Ippadikku ANAL parakka message anuppum sangathil irukkum oru singam.







Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #984

Honey told the sugar, we are the sweetest in the world.
God laughed and said,
I think you have not met the person who is readon this sms...!








Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #983

Simple tip to stay happy :
Never think about the third person and never think what the third person thinks about you.










Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #982

Ennai vida best best friend unakku kidaithaal ennai vittu po..!
Andha friend unnai vittu ponal kavalaipadadhe
Thirumbi paar naan iruppaen...
Unakaaga



URUTTU KATTAIYODU







Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #981

Friendship loosa irundha tight pannikalam.
But friende loosa irundha enna pannuradhu?

-By loosu friend vaithukkondu thavikkum brilliant friend.








Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #980

Love enbathu road crossing madhiri,
Wait pandravanga easya kadandhu poiduvaanga,
Avasara padravanga adi paturuvaanga...

By
Innum road cross pannathavar sangam.






Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #979

Kaalai mudhal maalai varai sirithaen...!
Parisaaga kidaithathu 'MARANA THANDANAI'!!!

-Pookal








Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #978

Uyarathil parakka marukirathu nee vidum pattam kooda....
Yaarukku thaan manasu varum unnai vittu vilagi chella....








Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #977

Tears are the silent language of love...
When tears come with reason you got some problem...
But when tears come without any reason then






YAARO VENGAYAM URIKIRAANGO.








Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #976

Mother : Dei, appa pakara ponnathaan kalyanum pannikanum.
Son : Ada poma, appa velakariya eppavum paakuraru..!








Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #975

Nee thedum oruvar un thedalil kidaipadhu illai..!
Unnai thedum oruvarai nee thirumbi kooda paarpadhu illai..!
Thats life...!









Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #974

Anbai sumakka idhayam undu..!
Kaneerai sumakka kangal undu..!
Kadamaiyai mudikka kaigal undu..!
Endrum unnai ninaikka nalla friend naan undu..!








Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #973

ROYAL ENGLISH WAY OF TELLING "Good Morning".

Hen is KOOVING
Moon is MARANCHING
Sun is UDHICHING
All are SOLLING good morning.
Are you still THOONGING?
Please YENDHIRING.







Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #972

My relationship never cares for
MONEY
BEAUTY
RICHNESS
FAMILIARITY
EDUCATION
EMPLOYED

It only wants a "caring heart" for a "sharing heart".







Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #971

Urakkam illaamal suthukiraen....

Nee nimadhiyaaga uranga vaendum endru









By




Usha Fan.









Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #970

Do you need a part time job?
Salary : 1 to 2 lakhs per month.

Job nature : Boogambam vandha building'a aadaama pudichikkanum.




Contact person :
Mr. Kaipulla
Varutapada vaalibar sangam.








Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #969

Driver : There is no tree in this road.What a shame...!
Passenger : Sir, you are so great. I like your social thinking.
Driver : Poda loosu, There is no brake in the bus.......









Nima, Chennai, India.

Post #968

There will be no reason for true affection..!
If there is a reason then it will not be true..!
- Shakespeare









Nima, Chennai, India.