Ishq me brbadi na karva lena, apni mummy ke arman khak me na mila dena, jo paise ghar se sabji lene ko diye hai, unse recharge na krva lena.
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Post #605
Teacher : Batao jo galat kaam karte hai vo kaha jate hai?
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Student : Buddha Garden mein...........!@!?
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Student : Buddha Garden mein...........!@!?
Post #604
Conductor : Maam bachon ki umar kitni hai?
Maam : 2 saal, 2.5 saal aur 3 saal.
Condustor : Maam umar chahe kam batao par GAP to theek dalo.
Maam : 2 saal, 2.5 saal aur 3 saal.
Condustor : Maam umar chahe kam batao par GAP to theek dalo.
Post #603
If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on the planet..
Be proud to say "I DONT KNOW"
Be proud to say "I DONT KNOW"
Post #601
Beta : Baap jab shadi se har aadmi tang he to fir shadi karte hi q he?
Bapu : Beta! Akkal Baadaam khaane se nahi thokar khaane se aati hai...
Bapu : Beta! Akkal Baadaam khaane se nahi thokar khaane se aati hai...
Post #599
When APPLE bcums red, it is ready to eat.
When a girl bcums 18, she is ready to
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VOTE!!!
Nasama poga
Inuum nee thirundalaya.....
When a girl bcums 18, she is ready to
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VOTE!!!
Nasama poga
Inuum nee thirundalaya.....
Post #598
Wife : Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake that I prepared!
Husband : Who should i call now?Police or Ambulance?????
Husband : Who should i call now?Police or Ambulance?????
Post #597
Munna Bhai: Teray komaaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient : Toh mujhe konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.
Patient : Toh mujhe konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.
Post #595
Lawyer: "What is your relationship with the plaintiff?"
Witness: "She is my daughter."
Lawyer: "Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?"
Witness: "She is my daughter."
Lawyer: "Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?"
Post #594
Q: Why are Egyptian's Children always confused?
A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
Post #593
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
Post #592
Beautiful lines:
Unless u speak from heart, u can't touch anyone's heart.....
So b frank!!!
Speak from heart to all.
Unless u speak from heart, u can't touch anyone's heart.....
So b frank!!!
Speak from heart to all.
Post #591
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Post #590
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
Post #589
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
Post #588
Congratulations!
Good news for all University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
Good news for all University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
Post #587
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Post #586
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Post #585
Life of a student.
Wallet hai, paisa nahin.
Lecture hai, attendance nahin.
Mobile hai, balance nahin.
Exams hai, tension nahin.
Perhna hai, mood nahin.
Post #584
Q: why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of FOREIGN KEY relationships
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of FOREIGN KEY relationships
Post #582
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27
She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty
"Good," says the man. "That means I must have really escaped."
She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty
"Good," says the man. "That means I must have really escaped."
Post #581
Doctor(to the patient):u seem to be recovering fast. I find u healthier today.
Patient: i followed the instruction given on the medicine bottle.
D: what instruction?
P: keep the bottle tightly closed.
Patient: i followed the instruction given on the medicine bottle.
D: what instruction?
P: keep the bottle tightly closed.
Post #579
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
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