Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.
He got irritated...drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
He got irritated...drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Post #284
Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents
Post #283
Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.
Post #282
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....
Post #281
Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
Post #280
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Post #279
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
Post #278
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Post #277
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Post #276
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
Post #275
Boss: Where were you born?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
Post #274
Dil to unke seene mein bhi machalta hoga..
husn bhi so-so rang badalta hoga..
Uthti hongi jab nagahein unki..
Khud "khuda" bhi gir-gir ke sambhalta hoga.
Post #273
Tanhai kisi ka intezar nahi karti, Kismat kabhi bewafai nahi karti,
Unse
dur hone ka asar hai warna, Parchai kabhi jism par waar nahi karti...!
Post #272
SCHOOL Ki LIFE: 10+2.Tak. COLLEGE Ki LIFE: PADO Jab-Tak.
LOVE Ki LIFE: SHADI Hone-Tak.
But HUMARI-DOSTI Ki LIFE: FEB-31'Tak. Kyu.nibhaoge na
Post #271
Zindagi se bas yehi gila hain,
Khushi ke baadh, kyu gham mila hain,
Humne to unse wafaa hi ki thi..
Par nahi jaante the ki wafa kaa bewafaai hi silaa hai.
Post #270
Jo rista kayam hai wo hum nibhege.Nigaho se door rah kar bhi aapko
chahege.Pata nahi aap kiske sath ghar basayege.Par hum aapka naam
lete-lete
mar jayenge
Post #269
Kanch ko chahat thi pather pane ki,
ek pal me fir tut kar bikher jane ki,
Chahat bas itni thi us diwane ki,
Apne hajar tukdo me uski hajar Tasveer sajane ki.
Post #268
Khayalon mai bus tum hi tum ho, bana diwana
Kwahishein tadpati hai bus ek bar mil jana.
Bahut hai mushkilen hos-o-hawash rakhta hun
Ab tumhi batao chalega kab tak yeh tadpana.
Post #267
Kya gham he kya
khushi malum nahi,
wo apna hai ki
ajnabi malum nahi,
jiske bina ek pal
nahi guzarta,
kaise guzregi
zindagi malum nahi.
Post #266
Khul k dilse milo to saza dete hain log
Sache jazbat b thukra dete hai log
dekh nai sakta do insano ka milna
baithe huwe do parindo ko b uda dete hai log
Post #265
Kar sake jis rishte par naaz vo dosti hai, chupale har raaz vo dosti
hai, jeevan ka har saaz dosti hai, jo hai har dard ka ilaaj vo alfaaz
dosti hai.
Post #260
Kaakaa kaaa-kaaa nu kathurathaala adhu peru kaakaa...
appo maadu maa-maa nu kathuradhaala adhu peru maamaanu vekka mudiyumma????????
appo maadu maa-maa nu kathuradhaala adhu peru maamaanu vekka mudiyumma????????
Post #255
Sardar : i have pain in my right leg.
Doctor : Its nothing justbcoz of old age.
Sardar : Strange!!As far as i know, both legs r of the same age...
Doctor : Its nothing justbcoz of old age.
Sardar : Strange!!As far as i know, both legs r of the same age...
Post #254
Boy1 : Hey if i climb this coconut tree i can c engg college gals.
Boy2 : Leave both ur hands from there, u can c medical college gals.
Boy2 : Leave both ur hands from there, u can c medical college gals.
Post #253
A love story...
Lux n Rexona r lovers, lived on 501 appartment, Areal street.
Lux's father Cinthol,mother hamam oposed their marriage.They fixed his marriage with pears.
But rexona's father lifebouy n mother santoor decided lux n rexona's marriage in register office.
Rexona's uncle rin, aunty nirma signed as witnes. Rexona's grandpa henko,grandma chandrika congrats couples. 1yr later rexona gave birth to twins.They named their babies Johnson & Johnson....
Lux n Rexona r lovers, lived on 501 appartment, Areal street.
Lux's father Cinthol,mother hamam oposed their marriage.They fixed his marriage with pears.
But rexona's father lifebouy n mother santoor decided lux n rexona's marriage in register office.
Rexona's uncle rin, aunty nirma signed as witnes. Rexona's grandpa henko,grandma chandrika congrats couples. 1yr later rexona gave birth to twins.They named their babies Johnson & Johnson....
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