Post #566

Khushnaseeb hai aap, jo hum aapki dosti ko itna sidat se chahate hai,

Varna hum vo sakhs hai, jo khwabo me bhi appointment se aate hai...

Post #565

Dua karte hai hum sar jhuka kar a dost tu manjil ko paye
kabhi teri raho me andhera aaye to roshni ke liye khuda hame jalaye

Post #564

Wo yaro ki mehfil, wo muskurate pal,
Dil se juda hai apna bita hua Kal,
Kabhi jindagi guzjarti thi Waqt bitane me,
Aaj waqt guzar jata hai chand kagaj ke note kamane me..

Post #563

kuchh beete hue lamho se mulakat hui
kuchh tute hue sapno se baat hui
yaad jo karne baithe un tamam yado ko
to apki hi yaado se shuruat hui

Post #562

A gift to girl friend that half comes backs to you?
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LIPSTICK

Post #561

When are you going to marry me?
I can't live without you.
I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl..

Post #560

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds …

Open ur eyes!

Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 secs in thinking of a fool

Post #559

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
Take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From

Post #558

50 years from now, I'd be so old I might forget u.
I might not remember ever knowing u, or might forget I once cared for u.
I might.. But I won't.

Post #557

Do u ever recall the first day we met?
R first hello?
The day we became friends?
Well, I do and I will always remember.
For that very day, I knew I'd cherish u.

Post #556

Thank you for touching my life in ways u may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like u -
A precious gift from God!

Post #555

I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling,
But I realized that loving a friend is even better.
We lose people we love, but v never lose true friends.

Post #554

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

HAROLD : A teacher.

Post #553

TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.”

MILLIE : I is…

TEACHER : No, Millie….. Always say, “I am.”

MILLIE : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

Post #552

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

Post #551

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS : Maria!

Post #550

Missed calls reaches THE MOBILE...!
Received calls reaches the EYES...!
But my little sms reaches UR BEAUTIFUL EYES AND HEART to say have a gr8 day.........

Post #549

"The gr8 thing a little lamp can do which the big sun cannot do is, it gives light wen it is nite. No one issuperior by SIZE, but by PURPOSE!!"

Post #548

Press down to c my heart....


































Yevlo suthama irukku paathingala...?

Post #547

Naan anupiya msg'a delete seithaal.!
Udambula kai irukkum,
kaal irukkum,
mooku irukkum,
thala irukkum,
aana...
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Padikuradhukku msg irukaadhu......!
Aiyo Aiyo....

Yenga logica purinchikka matengiraangaley......

Post #546

An olympic shooter wins gold and govt givs him 3crore n awards.
Another shooter dies fighting wid terrorists and govt pays his family 5 lacs....

GR8 INDIA???????

Post #545

Lovable things that everyone like:
-> Touching d fingers of a newly born child.....
-> Speaking wid an old frnd on saturday morn....
-> Waiting 4 a call or msg from lovable ones wen v r alone.....
-> Walking alone in a silent road at night.
-> Riding a bike in highways while raining.....

Life cums once, so njoy these feelings!!!

Post #544

Nature has given u a face.....
But u have to provide the expression...!B careful..!
Ur each xpression will leave an impression in others heart.....

Post #543

LOVE : Temporary illness curable by marriage wth some other boy or girl.
BOSS : Sum1 who is early wen u r late and late wen u r early.
CIGARETTE : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
DIVORCE : Future tense of marriage.
LECTURE : The art of transforming a conscious person to subconcious state.
GENIUS : U know my name, rite????

Post #542

Sometimes what you want is not what you get, but in the end wat you get is so much better than wat u wanted....!
Life is beautiful...!!!!

Post #541

Frndship is like a buk,
It takes a few sec to burn but takes years to print.....
So prevent it carefully and never let it burn....

Post #540

Wen u pray god hears more than u say,
he answers more than u ask,
he give more than u imagine.
But in his own time and way!!!!
But he will give surely.......

Post #539

Beauty and colors may attract the eyes!!!!

But only a smile will catch the attention f hearts...!

Post #538

"Don't xpect ur frnd to b a perfect person, but help ur frnd to bcum a perfect person"........

Post #537

If you like me or hate me, both are advantage for me.
If u like me i'll b in ur heart.
If u hate me i'll b in ur mind.
Anyway i'm always wid u......

Post #536

"Do not worry if others do not understand you.
Worry if u can't understand them."

-Lenin

Post #535

Doctor : Sorry to say! Both ur kidneys have failed...
Sardar : No prblm. I will study hard and make them pass....!!

Post #534

Ungalukku adikadi sms anupi thontharavu panrenaa???....
Don't worry..

Ungalukku naan solra 3 words...
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"Appadi thaan pannuvaen"

Post #533

What is BE?

80gb syllabus
80mb we study
80kb we remember
80bytes we answer
binary marks we get

the final degree finally we get is BE ie....

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BRAIN EMPTY

Post #532

Koduramana Mokkai -

3 cockroaches r walking on d road. Suddenly 1 of dem starts singing "Paartha mudhal naale", other 2 die. Y?






Bcoz its a HIT song.....

Post #531

Parents to a college watchman : Is this college good?
Watchman : Probably the best bcoz i did my engineering here and got immediate placement......

Post #530

Girls Phsycology!!

Fraud with innocent boys,
Fun with handsome boys,
Frndship with charming boys,
Contact with intelligent boys,
Flirt with freaky boys,
Love with faithful boys
And in the end marry a rich boy.....

Post #529

Boy : Amma antha red color vedi vedicha nalla satham varuma..?
Amma : Ada naasama poravaney...Athu gas cylinder da....

Post #528

Xam remix song-[TRY OUT WID TUNE TO NJOY]

June ponal, November semester,
Adhuvum ponal, adutha semester,
Pass aachi, fail ilaiye,
Fail aachi pass ilaiye,
Semester enpathu kaiyil illai,
question enbathu paiyil illai,
BIT mattumay kaiyil micham undu.

Thola motha semester yaarukaga,
motha semester un bitukaaga thaan anbe.....

Post #527

Hey if u r free can u cal and talk to me nw...A big misunderstanding here....My frnd wants to talk to u. He is not bleieving me wen i said monkeys can talk.

Post #526

Once a woodcutter went to the city...Suddenly all the girls started following him....Guess y?

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The AXE EFFECT

Post #525

"Others laughed bcoz i'm different.I laughed bcoz all r d same" - Swami Vivekanada

Post #524

Press down 4 times...



2 times..

Press 4 times....



Again 6 times.....





Sonathellam ketkura aparam yean unnai loosunnu solranga?????

Post #523

Santa baraf ka tukra hath mei le kar gaur se dekh raha tha. Kisine pucha kya raha ho? Santa bola dekh raha hun kileak kahan se ho raha he......

Post #522

I wish tat u visualize a sweet multi sequential form of idiosyncrasy occuring benevolenthy in d meritorious piece of cerebral brain.....In short GN.....

Post #521

Never design ur character like a GARDEN where anyone can walk....
Dsign it like SKY where everyone aspire to reach it....

Post #520

Judge : Y did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her luver?
Man : Ur honour, its easier 2 shoot a woman onc, than shooting a man every month.

Post #519

TRUE LOVE SONG FOR ALL......

BazigarOBazigar,
Teri mummy ko razi kar
Tune dil mera toda
Maine fevicolSejoda
Mera mera fevicolKa paisa vapas kar
BazigarObazigar

Post #518

A daughter announced her engagement. Her father asked "Does dis guy hav any money?"
Daughter : Ohh daddy! U men r all alike, tats xactly wat he asked abt u....

Post #517

U know y god made
eyes in pair,
ears in pair,
hands in pair,
legs in pair
&
heart as single?????

itz just 2 find a herat of ur choice & make a pair.....

Post #516

A gud relation does not depend on hw good understanding v hav....

But it depends on hw better v avoid misunderstandings....

Post #515

Close ur eyes.....

relax ur body and stop breathing as long as u can...

Now breathe...

I miss u as much as u missed d air......

Post #514

A blind man was beggin in new york st with a board written "I am blind, Help me".

Once a guy passin tat side took his board and wrote sumthin. From tat tym d blind man got heavy collection. Any guess wat he wrote?

"2day is a beautiful day but i can't c it"

Tats d power of xpression. It can change many things.

Post #513

A single spelling mistake tat cozd a divorce!!

A man went to goa and sent a msg 2 wife-"having d most amazng & wndrful time. Wish u were HER"!!!!

Post #512

Alagana kaalai poluthu!

Sudana coffee!

Freshaana kuliyal!

Konjam Sombal!

Konjam suru surupu!

And?

My...Kutty SMS!
Have a gr8 day

Post #511

Read it carefully. I'm sure tat u'll not judge the climax.....

Mom : Wake up, son. It is time to go to school.
Son : Y amma? I don't want to go to school.
Mom : Give me 2 reasons y u do not wanna go to school.
Son : One, all d children hate me. Two, all teachers hate me.
Mom : Oh!!!tats not a reason. Cum on, u have to go to school.
Son : Give me 2 reasons y i should go to school?
Mom : One, u r 52yrs old and two, u r d principal of d school.