Post #683

A gud relation does not depend on hw good understanding we have...But it depends on hw better we avoid misunderstandings....

Post #682

Y did d man take his pregnant wife to pizza hut?

Ans : Bcoz dey advertised free delivery.....

Post #681

Inky pinky ponky!
Sms padikudhu donkey!
Donkey smiles, Cel phone cries!
Inky pinky ponky
Ha ha ha ..........

Post #680

Sabhi dukho se mukti k liye
prabhu ki yeh tasveer
..........Dikhiyee...............






















SORRY


Papiyo ko bhagwan nahi dikhte

Post #679

Palanooru varudam aagumam oru VAIRAM uruvaaga..!

Appadi irukka nee mattum yeppadi 10 maathathil..!

Control urself...
Free msg'na ipadi comedy varathaan seiyum...

Post #678

Monk in monastry : We go for years widout any verbal communication. We call it vow silence
Man : I have d same experience. But its called marriage...!

Post #677

My frnd asked me luv q hota hai??

i said-jb sala tym khrab ho, aap par shani bhaari ho, god ka apse maje lene ka mann ho tb sala luv hota hai..!

Post #676

Only
once
in ur
life
u
vil
get a
RIGHT PERSON
with whom u'll
get
married.
So till den
keep njoying
wid d
wrong ones...!

Post #675

Aapki




Do




Jheel si




Gahri




khubsurat




jukhi-jukhi




aankhon




ke darmayan




jo




naak hai




wo bah rahi hai,




use




saaf karo...

Post #674

Wife hints 2 husband 4 a new car saying, "Dear, buy me something dat goes 0 to 80 in 3 secs wen i'm on it". Husband gifted her a WEIGHING MACHINE.

Post #673

Teacher : Water ka formula batao..?
Student : H2 MgCl Nacl HNO3 HCl etc.....
Teacher : Ye kya hai?
Student : Sir, ye ganga ka polluted pani he.

Post #672

Teacher : Usne khud-kushi karlior usey khud-kushi karni padi dono mein fark batao.

Student : Pehla share trader tha or doosra uska broker tha....