Post #786

Boy : Uncle, unga ponna cinemavukkukootitu pogattuma???
Uncle : Yenna THIMIRA?
Boy : Illa THENAVETTU

Post #785

In my life I learned









2 love









2 smile









2 b happy









2 b strong











2 work hard










but













couldn't learn hw 2 live widout












disturbin u!!!!!

Post #784

A famous saying by lord Buddha on anger..

"U'll not b punished for ur anger,
u'll b punished by ur anger"

So stay cool all d tym.

Post #783

Beggar : I'm d author of a book caled "150 WAYS 2 BCUM RICH"
Man : Then y r u begging?
Beggar : This is one of the best methods...

Post #782

Announcement in college

"Students who've parked theri vehicles in front of the gate plz move their vehicles to d parking area...."



After 30 mins another announcement ........

"Will the 1200 students who went to move 10 vehicles plz return to class???"

College life rocks....

Post #781

Kadhaliyin kannasaivukku 1000 arthangal...
Aanal nanbanin kannasaivukku orey artham....

"MACHAN SUPER FIGURE VARUTHU TAKUNU THIRUMBI PAARKADHEY"

Post #780

A student was asked to write a signboard for traffic rules near the college campus.

He wrote.....

"DRIVE CAREFULLY! DONT KILL THE STUDENTS, WAIT FOR THE PROFESSORS"

Post #779

Gud nite yendru sollumbodhu udhadugal ottaadhu,
'mooditu padu' endru solumbodhu than udhadugal ottum...

So mooditu padu...

Post #778

Dictionary is d only place where

DEATH CUMS B4 LIFE

DIVORCE CUMS B4 MARRIAGE

COLLEGE CUMS B4 SCHOOL

But d best thing

FRIEND CUMS B4 LOVE

Post #777

Vishvas rakhna meri dosti par,
hum akhir tak dosti nibayenge,
zarurt padi agar dosti me imtihan deneki to tum exam dena hum chit fekne ayenge

Post #776

D plus symbol was made wid 2 minus symbols....

So al negative things can be shaped as positively by our hard work and positive thinking.......

Post #775

b like a baby...
bcoz d baby does not know abt past
as wel as it doesn't know abt future also.
But it njoys every sec......

Post #774

Every person is a freedom fighter....



















Immediately











AFTER MARRIAGE!!!

Post #773

Yennodu ne irukkum podhu,




Kangalai naan imaika maaten.....






Yaen theriyuma??






Naan kangalai moodum andha nerathil,






yen mobilea aataya potruva....

Unna pathi theriyum......

Post #772

Hey i got a job in Microsoft thru dads reference........





Pay is 8 lakhs per annum..........




Bangalore posting...........





Bt b4 joinging ........




















my mom woke me up......

Post #771

Touch ur heart....



U'll feel d rythm of ur heart beat.....



Touch ur head.....




U'll feel d rythm of tappin an empty pot.....




Tin tin ti din............

Post #770

Valkai enpathu TEST,
Vaala ninaipathu BEST,
Ethilum varanum FIRST,
Athu varai edukathe REST,
Ithuve enn REQUEST
ALL D BEST

Post #769

Sir : Yenna pa tensiona irukka??? Pen, pencil yethaavathu marandhutiya?

Student : Illa sir, bita maathi eduthutu vanthutaen...!

Post #768

Success wil never lower its standard 2 accommodate us,
We've 2 raise 2 standard 2 achieve it...

"For every bird god provides food, but not in their nest...."

Post #767

1 day wil cum wen a girl/boy wil luv u very much...





he/she wil hug u tight....






kis u.....






and shout....








"I LUV U.............












....daddy/mummy!!!"







Did u imagine too much????????????
Ha ha ha

Post #766

Aval enaai paarthu sirithaal
Aval kanathil kuzhi vizhundhadhu...
Naan avalai paarthu sirithaen
En vazhkai kuzhiyil vizhundhadhu...

Post #765

A man was watching star movies. Suddenly he got up and searched the whole house...
Finally sat down and scratching his head..!
His wife asked, "y r u doin like dis?"
Man replied, "deres a secret cam in our house, else hw wil d tv guy say correctly tat U R WATCHING STAR MOVIES"......

Post #764

If a wife cries dere may b 1000 reasons..!
But, if a husband cries dere is only 1 reason...



"WIFE"