Post #669

Vadivel : Hi unga dress supera irukku. Deepavalikku eduthadhaa?

Parthiban : Illa!

Vadivel : Apparammmmmm.........???

Parthiban : Enakku eduthadhu...!

Post #668

All electrons were in a PARTY.
Protons attacked them.
A HERO saves them.
Electrons asked "WHO R U?"
Hero said,









BOND


















COVALENT BOND...

Post #667

Golden times of our life won't return back forever....
But golden frnd like u &ur memories will stay in my heart forever...

Post #666

"Love ur job but don't luv ur company bcoz u dont know wen ur company stops luving u"

- Dr. A. P.J. Abdul Kalaam

Post #665

Coffella sugae ilanakudikka mudiyadhu...
Classla figure ilana padikka mudiyaadhu...

- By nalla figure illamal thavikkum students committe....

Post #664

Naan naesikkum palar ennai marakka ninaitaalum...!
Ennai neasikkum silarai naan ninaikka marapathilai...

Post #663

Live for the person who DIES FOR U
Smile for the person WHO CRIES FOR U

Post #662

Wife angry as husband stands too close to a girl in a bus.
Girl slaps husband for pinching her.

Husband : I did not do anything...
Wife : I know, i did it...

Post #661

Like MBBS, if other UG students are posted 4 rural service, den their life style is

BBM, Bcom,BBA : Villagela petti kadai viyabaram.

Bsc,BCA,IT,CT : Computer Josiyam.

ECE : Radio repair.

EEE : Electricity Board line man.

Mech/Automobile : Cycle, tractor repair.

Biotec : Seed, fertilizer shop.

Ceramic : Painter.

Civil : Gutter & Drainage cleaning.

Hey wat r u searching ????





















Aeronautical?????

Paavam...






kaakka, kuruvi ellam avanga than viratanum...

Post #660

1. Barking dogs seldom bite.
Eg : Pesura figure ellam pickup aagadhu

2. All that glitters are not gold.
Eg : Jeans pottava ellam jenifer loppez illa

3. Make hay while the sun shines.
Eg : Super figure thirumbi paartha appavae ushar pannu...!

Naanga ellam yeppadi thaan padichoomoo...!

Post #659

Man1 : Among my 4 sons, 3 studied B.E.
Man2 : 4th one???
Man1 : Useless fellow. Don't study, bcame a barber.
Man2 : Y dint u throw him out?
Man1 : Can't, bcoz ONLY HE EARNS...

Post #658

Valkayai ninaikathe vaadi viduvai
Sogathai ninaikathe sornthu viduvai
Kaathalai ninaikathe kavilnthu viduvai
UNNAI NINAITHU PAAR VETRI PERUVAI

Post #657

Once a boy asks god

" Is it wrong to sleep with a girl before marriage?"

God replies

"No, it is not. But the problem is, you guys don't sleep!!"

Post #656

Worries are like birds,
let them fly over u...
But, dont make them build a nest on ur head....

Post #655

The LAW says...

"If u can't convince someone, confuse them...!!"

Do u know which LAW it is???

This is
"STUDENT'S LAW OF ANSWERING IN EXAMINATIONS"

Post #654

Life is a train.
Love is a win.

Wife is a pain.
Family is a chain.

Experience is a gain.
Knowledge is brain.

But good frndship is main...
So, maintain it........

Post #653

Wat is d secret of success?
"Right decisions"

How do u make right decisions?
"Experience"

How do u get experience?
"Wrong Decision"

Tats life....

Post #652

Coud's gift - RAIN
Sea's gift - SALT
Sugarcane's gift - SUGAR
Air's gift - Oxygen
Flower's gift - Smell
God's gift - UR FRIENDSHIP

Post #651

A famous writer said
"Love is like a sweet dream and marriage is an alarm clock"
So enjoy sweet dreams till the alarm wakes you up...

Post #650

Alagum, Colourum kangalai kavarum..........
But,
Punnagai mattume idhayathai kavarum...
So, smile every second.
Keep smiling
Keep on smiling

Post #649

Friendship is not just a word...
not merely a relationship....
its a silent promise which says...
I WILL BE WITH YOU FOREVER....

Post #648

Boy : Isn't the Principal a duffer???
Girl : Do u know who i am??
Boy : No!!!!
Girl : I'm the principal's daughter...
Boy : Do u know who i am???
Girl : No.
Boy : Thank God !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post #647

Nethu hoteluku ponaen,
pakathu seatla alagaana oru HERO/HEROIN irundhaanaga,
Autograph vaangalaanu pakathula poi paartha ...


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Oh God,
Adhu KANNADI


Naa appadiye shock aiten....

Post #646

Itz hard 2 liv alone,
harder 2 choose sum1 2 luv,
but hardest part of luvin is 2 admit tat u've fallen in luv wid sum1 who can never b urs..!!!!

Post #645

NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE

A boy on earth is attracted to a girl with a force directly proportional to the beauty of the girl and inversely proportional to the strength of her brother.............

Post #644

As years may go. U may loose ur hair, teeth and eye sight...but not smartness, talent, brightness and intelligence......








bcoz....











U can only loose wat u have ..!!!

Post #643

Non-Smoker : I hate Cigarette...
Smoker : Me too, tats y i'm burning it...!

Post #642

Nothing can be changed by -
"Changing the face"
But everything can be changed by -
"Facing the change...!"