Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Post #139 - Funny SMS
What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
Post #136 - Funny SMS
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Post #135 - Funny SMS
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
Magnets have a positive side!
Post #134 - Funny SMS
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Post #132 - Funny SMS
What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
Post #131 - Funny SMS
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
Post #130 - Funny SMS
A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Post #128 - Funny SMS
What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
Post #127 - Funny SMS
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
How do you breathe through that thing?
Post #126 - Funny SMS
There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
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