There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Post #125 - Funny SMS
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
Post #124 - Funny SMS
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
Post #122 - Funny SMS
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Post #121 - Funny SMS
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
Post #119 - Funny SMS
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
Post #118 - Funny SMS
Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
Post #117 - Funny SMS
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
Post #115 - Funny SMS
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
Post # 112 - Funny sms
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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