Post #691

College days...
* Peter english
* Bunking the class
* Nick name to frnds
* Silent mode mobiles
* Bus stand comedies
* Canteen kadala
* Scape from seminars
* B'day treats
* Last min preparation of assignment
* Overnite grp study 4 nxt day xam
* Frnd-family functions
* Internal mark problem

These days wil never cum again...
njoy every moment.........................

Post #690

Poga vendiya naalil poga manamillai..
Poga mudiyatha podhu manam poga thudikinrathu...!
Schoolukku

Post #689

Wen u like sum1 deeply misunderstanding arises, but don't feel for it bcoz sum misunderstanding is needed for better understanding...

Post #688

Future is not what we planned for 2morrow..!
It is d result of wat we do 2day..!
Do d best in present...njoy d future...

Post #687

Orutharukku 10 pullainga porantha epadi irukkum?



Avarukku orey TENSON aa irukkum....

Post #686

Smart way to sit idle in house widout reasons...




wat else!...







Get placed in an IT company.....

Post #685

Attitude is d deciding factor for any problem bcoz
If u cry at a trouble, it grows double.
If u laugh at a trouble, it disappears like a bubble..!

Post #684

Thermometers are the only things tat get






"DEGREE" widout studying..!

-By back bench brilliants...

Post #683

A gud relation does not depend on hw good understanding we have...But it depends on hw better we avoid misunderstandings....

Post #682

Y did d man take his pregnant wife to pizza hut?

Ans : Bcoz dey advertised free delivery.....

Post #681

Inky pinky ponky!
Sms padikudhu donkey!
Donkey smiles, Cel phone cries!
Inky pinky ponky
Ha ha ha ..........

Post #680

Sabhi dukho se mukti k liye
prabhu ki yeh tasveer
..........Dikhiyee...............






















SORRY


Papiyo ko bhagwan nahi dikhte

Post #679

Palanooru varudam aagumam oru VAIRAM uruvaaga..!

Appadi irukka nee mattum yeppadi 10 maathathil..!

Control urself...
Free msg'na ipadi comedy varathaan seiyum...

Post #678

Monk in monastry : We go for years widout any verbal communication. We call it vow silence
Man : I have d same experience. But its called marriage...!

Post #677

My frnd asked me luv q hota hai??

i said-jb sala tym khrab ho, aap par shani bhaari ho, god ka apse maje lene ka mann ho tb sala luv hota hai..!

Post #676

Only
once
in ur
life
u
vil
get a
RIGHT PERSON
with whom u'll
get
married.
So till den
keep njoying
wid d
wrong ones...!

Post #675

Aapki




Do




Jheel si




Gahri




khubsurat




jukhi-jukhi




aankhon




ke darmayan




jo




naak hai




wo bah rahi hai,




use




saaf karo...

Post #674

Wife hints 2 husband 4 a new car saying, "Dear, buy me something dat goes 0 to 80 in 3 secs wen i'm on it". Husband gifted her a WEIGHING MACHINE.

Post #673

Teacher : Water ka formula batao..?
Student : H2 MgCl Nacl HNO3 HCl etc.....
Teacher : Ye kya hai?
Student : Sir, ye ganga ka polluted pani he.

Post #672

Teacher : Usne khud-kushi karlior usey khud-kushi karni padi dono mein fark batao.

Student : Pehla share trader tha or doosra uska broker tha....

Post #671

Roadla pora ponnu paartha, porikinnu solranga....
Bt veetla poi ponna paartha, mappulainu solranga..!
Wat a crazy society......

Post #670

"Every new idea is a joke. Until, once man achieves it."

Post #669

Vadivel : Hi unga dress supera irukku. Deepavalikku eduthadhaa?

Parthiban : Illa!

Vadivel : Apparammmmmm.........???

Parthiban : Enakku eduthadhu...!

Post #668

All electrons were in a PARTY.
Protons attacked them.
A HERO saves them.
Electrons asked "WHO R U?"
Hero said,









BOND


















COVALENT BOND...

Post #667

Golden times of our life won't return back forever....
But golden frnd like u &ur memories will stay in my heart forever...

Post #666

"Love ur job but don't luv ur company bcoz u dont know wen ur company stops luving u"

- Dr. A. P.J. Abdul Kalaam

Post #665

Coffella sugae ilanakudikka mudiyadhu...
Classla figure ilana padikka mudiyaadhu...

- By nalla figure illamal thavikkum students committe....

Post #664

Naan naesikkum palar ennai marakka ninaitaalum...!
Ennai neasikkum silarai naan ninaikka marapathilai...

Post #663

Live for the person who DIES FOR U
Smile for the person WHO CRIES FOR U

Post #662

Wife angry as husband stands too close to a girl in a bus.
Girl slaps husband for pinching her.

Husband : I did not do anything...
Wife : I know, i did it...

Post #661

Like MBBS, if other UG students are posted 4 rural service, den their life style is

BBM, Bcom,BBA : Villagela petti kadai viyabaram.

Bsc,BCA,IT,CT : Computer Josiyam.

ECE : Radio repair.

EEE : Electricity Board line man.

Mech/Automobile : Cycle, tractor repair.

Biotec : Seed, fertilizer shop.

Ceramic : Painter.

Civil : Gutter & Drainage cleaning.

Hey wat r u searching ????





















Aeronautical?????

Paavam...






kaakka, kuruvi ellam avanga than viratanum...

Post #660

1. Barking dogs seldom bite.
Eg : Pesura figure ellam pickup aagadhu

2. All that glitters are not gold.
Eg : Jeans pottava ellam jenifer loppez illa

3. Make hay while the sun shines.
Eg : Super figure thirumbi paartha appavae ushar pannu...!

Naanga ellam yeppadi thaan padichoomoo...!

Post #659

Man1 : Among my 4 sons, 3 studied B.E.
Man2 : 4th one???
Man1 : Useless fellow. Don't study, bcame a barber.
Man2 : Y dint u throw him out?
Man1 : Can't, bcoz ONLY HE EARNS...

Post #658

Valkayai ninaikathe vaadi viduvai
Sogathai ninaikathe sornthu viduvai
Kaathalai ninaikathe kavilnthu viduvai
UNNAI NINAITHU PAAR VETRI PERUVAI

Post #657

Once a boy asks god

" Is it wrong to sleep with a girl before marriage?"

God replies

"No, it is not. But the problem is, you guys don't sleep!!"

Post #656

Worries are like birds,
let them fly over u...
But, dont make them build a nest on ur head....

Post #655

The LAW says...

"If u can't convince someone, confuse them...!!"

Do u know which LAW it is???

This is
"STUDENT'S LAW OF ANSWERING IN EXAMINATIONS"

Post #654

Life is a train.
Love is a win.

Wife is a pain.
Family is a chain.

Experience is a gain.
Knowledge is brain.

But good frndship is main...
So, maintain it........

Post #653

Wat is d secret of success?
"Right decisions"

How do u make right decisions?
"Experience"

How do u get experience?
"Wrong Decision"

Tats life....

Post #652

Coud's gift - RAIN
Sea's gift - SALT
Sugarcane's gift - SUGAR
Air's gift - Oxygen
Flower's gift - Smell
God's gift - UR FRIENDSHIP

Post #651

A famous writer said
"Love is like a sweet dream and marriage is an alarm clock"
So enjoy sweet dreams till the alarm wakes you up...

Post #650

Alagum, Colourum kangalai kavarum..........
But,
Punnagai mattume idhayathai kavarum...
So, smile every second.
Keep smiling
Keep on smiling

Post #649

Friendship is not just a word...
not merely a relationship....
its a silent promise which says...
I WILL BE WITH YOU FOREVER....

Post #648

Boy : Isn't the Principal a duffer???
Girl : Do u know who i am??
Boy : No!!!!
Girl : I'm the principal's daughter...
Boy : Do u know who i am???
Girl : No.
Boy : Thank God !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post #647

Nethu hoteluku ponaen,
pakathu seatla alagaana oru HERO/HEROIN irundhaanaga,
Autograph vaangalaanu pakathula poi paartha ...


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Oh God,
Adhu KANNADI


Naa appadiye shock aiten....

Post #646

Itz hard 2 liv alone,
harder 2 choose sum1 2 luv,
but hardest part of luvin is 2 admit tat u've fallen in luv wid sum1 who can never b urs..!!!!

Post #645

NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE

A boy on earth is attracted to a girl with a force directly proportional to the beauty of the girl and inversely proportional to the strength of her brother.............

Post #644

As years may go. U may loose ur hair, teeth and eye sight...but not smartness, talent, brightness and intelligence......








bcoz....











U can only loose wat u have ..!!!

Post #643

Non-Smoker : I hate Cigarette...
Smoker : Me too, tats y i'm burning it...!

Post #642

Nothing can be changed by -
"Changing the face"
But everything can be changed by -
"Facing the change...!"

Post #641

An Indian having
no money,
no child,
no house,
a blind mother
prays god.

God bcums happy and grants him one wish.

INDIAN : I want my mom to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my child's hands in our new mansion!
GOD : Damn, I still have a lot to learn from these Indians

Post #640

Picha kariyai pickup pannuvathu yeppadi????????????


















































Ada paavi picha kaariya kooda vida maatiyaaa.........

Post #639

NIIT - Not Interested in IT
CTS - Careless, Talking and Sleeping
WIPRO - Weak Input, Poor &Rubbish Output
HCL - Hidden Costs & Losses
TCS - Totally Confusing Solutions
INFOSYS - Inferior Offline System
IBM - Implicitly Boring Machines
BPO - Bones Puled Out

Press down 2 c d best company in INDIA with high profits........























TASMAC - Technically Advanced Solution and Mechanically Automated Computation

So choice is urs...

Post #638

Successful person can never be defeated by problems!They become masters of the situation and defeat the problems!Wish you success

Post #637

"Knowing is not enough we must apply"

"Willing is not enough we must do"

-Bruce Lee

Post #636

LIFE means....
L : Love
I : Incidents
F : Friends
E : Emotions....

If F miss in life
then LIFE becomes "LIE"
So never 4get ur frnds