"God never give wrong judgment,
All difficulties are for our improvement.
Calmly & quietly do ur assignment,
u'll reach ur goal."
All difficulties are for our improvement.
Calmly & quietly do ur assignment,
u'll reach ur goal."
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Post #634
"I was a drop out, now i own microsoft.My mates who studied with me are my employees" - Bill Gates....
NEVER GIVE UP
NEVER GIVE UP
Post #633
Luv means 668437
Advice means 8322437
Anytime means 3743637
Life means 847455
But frnd means 968 only
Type these numbers in dictionary mode and u'll know wat i said....
Amazing rite?
Advice means 8322437
Anytime means 3743637
Life means 847455
But frnd means 968 only
Type these numbers in dictionary mode and u'll know wat i said....
Amazing rite?
Post #632
Avalai ninaithu en manathil kadhalai vidaithaen....
Amoga vilaichal.....
"EN MUGATHIL DHAADI"
Amoga vilaichal.....
"EN MUGATHIL DHAADI"
Post #631
"Accepting every victory with a humble heart and every defeat with a gracious mind is the best way to live in this world"
Post #630
If Billgates bcums directorwat wil b d movie names!!!!
1. Chinna program Priya program
2. Tally'ukku mariyadhai
3. .Net s/o Microsoft
4. Dataraja DBMS
5. Laptop Kondaen
6. Kaalamellam UPS Vaazhga
7. Yen Password thaan yenakku mattum thaan
8. Thoti java
9. Windows yellam Vasantham
10.Sillunu oru e-mail
11. Idhu oru chatting kaalam
12. Thulluvatho mouse
13. Connecting arasan 23rd processor
14. Yenakku dvd unakku cd.....
1. Chinna program Priya program
2. Tally'ukku mariyadhai
3. .Net s/o Microsoft
4. Dataraja DBMS
5. Laptop Kondaen
6. Kaalamellam UPS Vaazhga
7. Yen Password thaan yenakku mattum thaan
8. Thoti java
9. Windows yellam Vasantham
10.Sillunu oru e-mail
11. Idhu oru chatting kaalam
12. Thulluvatho mouse
13. Connecting arasan 23rd processor
14. Yenakku dvd unakku cd.....
Post #629
BSE - BOMBAY SE EXIT
NSE - NATION SE EXIT
NIFTY - NO INCOME FOR THIS YEAR
F/O - FUTURE OVER
FII - FRAUD INTERNATIONAL INVESTORS
NSE - NATION SE EXIT
NIFTY - NO INCOME FOR THIS YEAR
F/O - FUTURE OVER
FII - FRAUD INTERNATIONAL INVESTORS
Post #628
Calender le thethi kilikkarathu mukkiam illai,
kizhicha thedhi la naama enna kizhichom ebathu thaan mukkiam...
kizhicha thedhi la naama enna kizhichom ebathu thaan mukkiam...
Post #627
D most beautiful words tat i've ever read.....
"I never stopped luving. Mayb i just stopped showing it"......
"I never stopped luving. Mayb i just stopped showing it"......
Friday, October 24, 2008
Post #626
In the PAST, nobody had a watch but everyone had TIME.....
Now everyone has watch but NOBODY has TIME.......
Now everyone has watch but NOBODY has TIME.......
Post #625
Danush : Nalla vela yenakku payyan porandhan....
Aiswarya : Y?
Danush : Illana unga appan adhukkum jodiya nadichiduvan......
Aiswarya : Y?
Danush : Illana unga appan adhukkum jodiya nadichiduvan......
Post #624
Producer : Padathoda perai kettathume youngsters ellorum adichi pidichi odi varanum. Apadi oru title sollunga.
Director : "CAMPUS INTERVIEW"
Director : "CAMPUS INTERVIEW"
Post #623
Thalai kunindhu unnai paarthaen...!
Indru palar ennai thalai nimirndhu paarkka seithai...!
"PUTHAGAM"
Have a determinative day
Indru palar ennai thalai nimirndhu paarkka seithai...!
"PUTHAGAM"
Have a determinative day
Post #622
Wen u were born there was a heavy rain. Do u know y?
Bcoz sky and stars were crying for losing a cute star.....
but i'm lucky 2 have this cute star as my frnd.....
Bcoz sky and stars were crying for losing a cute star.....
but i'm lucky 2 have this cute star as my frnd.....
Post #621
6 ways to b happy.....
1. Free ur heart from hate
2. Free ur mind from worry
3. Live simple
4. Expect less
5. Always smile
6. DONT SEE TO OTHERS
1. Free ur heart from hate
2. Free ur mind from worry
3. Live simple
4. Expect less
5. Always smile
6. DONT SEE TO OTHERS
Post #620
6 things boys do in xam hall....
1. Counting number of girls
2. Sighting the lady supervisor
3. Counting the number of doors and windows
4. Seeing the brand name of the pen
5. Feeling for wasting yesterday's night
6. Feeling to study well for next xam.....
6 things girls do in xam hall
1. Write
2. Write
3. Write
4. Write
5. Write
6. Write
Boyz always rockzzzz
1. Counting number of girls
2. Sighting the lady supervisor
3. Counting the number of doors and windows
4. Seeing the brand name of the pen
5. Feeling for wasting yesterday's night
6. Feeling to study well for next xam.....
6 things girls do in xam hall
1. Write
2. Write
3. Write
4. Write
5. Write
6. Write
Boyz always rockzzzz
Post #619
Virumbum nenjangal arugil irundhalenna tholaivil irundhalenna?
Tholaiyatha ninaivugal ullavarai tholaivum vegu arugil thaan....
Tholaiyatha ninaivugal ullavarai tholaivum vegu arugil thaan....
Post #618
Who is the true indian?
Ans : Rajiv Gandhi...
bcoz he is d only leader who followed
"ALL INDIANS R MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS"
and married a foreign women.....
Ans : Rajiv Gandhi...
bcoz he is d only leader who followed
"ALL INDIANS R MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS"
and married a foreign women.....
Post #617
Yentha oru manithanum thedi thedi alaindhaalum thirumbavum kidaikkadha ore simmasanam thain karuvarai...!
So luv ur mother.....
So luv ur mother.....
Post #616
Deep emotions come out from the heart, but the deepest emotions come out from the eyes as TEARS. So show them only for those who are worth it...!
Post #615
Do u know the meaning of morning?
Morning means
ONE MORE INNINGS GIVEN BY GOD TO PLAY AND WIN WHAT YOU MISSED YESTERDAY..............
So good morning!
Have a nice day....
Morning means
ONE MORE INNINGS GIVEN BY GOD TO PLAY AND WIN WHAT YOU MISSED YESTERDAY..............
So good morning!
Have a nice day....
Post #614
Is sms me chand dhund kar dikhao
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Aahan bangaye na bewakof. Sms karne wale ki tasveer thode ati haa kbhi sms mein....
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Aahan bangaye na bewakof. Sms karne wale ki tasveer thode ati haa kbhi sms mein....
Post #613
Those who make u smile, thank them!
Those who would make u cry, tolerate them!
But those who make u smile wen tears r in ur eyes, LUV dem....!
Those who would make u cry, tolerate them!
But those who make u smile wen tears r in ur eyes, LUV dem....!
Post #612
I put 1 rupee coin in temple and prayed for a smart and intelligent frnd.
Then god gifted u to me and said,
"INDHA KAASUKKU IVALO THAAN........"
Then god gifted u to me and said,
"INDHA KAASUKKU IVALO THAAN........"
Post #611
What is Globalisation?
Nice xample is Diana's death...
An english princess with an egyptian boyfrnd in a german car driven by a dutch driver crashes in a french tunnel while being chassed by italian press reporters on japanese bikes, treated by portugese doctors with brazilian medicine.
huhhhhhhh....
Dis sms was written by an indian on a chinese phone and reading by south african monkey in his/her korean mobile......
Nice xample is Diana's death...
An english princess with an egyptian boyfrnd in a german car driven by a dutch driver crashes in a french tunnel while being chassed by italian press reporters on japanese bikes, treated by portugese doctors with brazilian medicine.
huhhhhhhh....
Dis sms was written by an indian on a chinese phone and reading by south african monkey in his/her korean mobile......
Post #610
Lets play a game....
Its very interesting.....
Ready....?
3
2
1
START.......
Yenna start????????
Stupid, nightla yena vilaiyaatu vendi kadakudhu? Poi thoongu......
GUD NITE
Its very interesting.....
Ready....?
3
2
1
START.......
Yenna start????????
Stupid, nightla yena vilaiyaatu vendi kadakudhu? Poi thoongu......
GUD NITE
Post #609
"A dog will not hurt you, if you beat it with a bone".
So use the right weapon to handle people....
So use the right weapon to handle people....
Post #607
Frnds i'm collecting Gandhiji's photos.
Give your contribution 2 my collection.
A small condition.....
The picture must be on 500 and 1000 rupees note....
Give your contribution 2 my collection.
A small condition.....
The picture must be on 500 and 1000 rupees note....
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Post #606
Ishq me brbadi na karva lena, apni mummy ke arman khak me na mila dena, jo paise ghar se sabji lene ko diye hai, unse recharge na krva lena.
Post #605
Teacher : Batao jo galat kaam karte hai vo kaha jate hai?
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Student : Buddha Garden mein...........!@!?
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Student : Buddha Garden mein...........!@!?
Post #604
Conductor : Maam bachon ki umar kitni hai?
Maam : 2 saal, 2.5 saal aur 3 saal.
Condustor : Maam umar chahe kam batao par GAP to theek dalo.
Maam : 2 saal, 2.5 saal aur 3 saal.
Condustor : Maam umar chahe kam batao par GAP to theek dalo.
Post #603
If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on the planet..
Be proud to say "I DONT KNOW"
Be proud to say "I DONT KNOW"
Post #601
Beta : Baap jab shadi se har aadmi tang he to fir shadi karte hi q he?
Bapu : Beta! Akkal Baadaam khaane se nahi thokar khaane se aati hai...
Bapu : Beta! Akkal Baadaam khaane se nahi thokar khaane se aati hai...
Post #599
When APPLE bcums red, it is ready to eat.
When a girl bcums 18, she is ready to
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VOTE!!!
Nasama poga
Inuum nee thirundalaya.....
When a girl bcums 18, she is ready to
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VOTE!!!
Nasama poga
Inuum nee thirundalaya.....
Post #598
Wife : Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake that I prepared!
Husband : Who should i call now?Police or Ambulance?????
Husband : Who should i call now?Police or Ambulance?????
Post #597
Munna Bhai: Teray komaaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient : Toh mujhe konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.
Patient : Toh mujhe konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.
Post #595
Lawyer: "What is your relationship with the plaintiff?"
Witness: "She is my daughter."
Lawyer: "Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?"
Witness: "She is my daughter."
Lawyer: "Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?"
Post #594
Q: Why are Egyptian's Children always confused?
A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
Post #593
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
Post #592
Beautiful lines:
Unless u speak from heart, u can't touch anyone's heart.....
So b frank!!!
Speak from heart to all.
Unless u speak from heart, u can't touch anyone's heart.....
So b frank!!!
Speak from heart to all.
Post #591
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Post #590
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
Post #589
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
Post #588
Congratulations!
Good news for all University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
Good news for all University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
Post #587
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Post #586
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Post #585
Life of a student.
Wallet hai, paisa nahin.
Lecture hai, attendance nahin.
Mobile hai, balance nahin.
Exams hai, tension nahin.
Perhna hai, mood nahin.
Post #584
Q: why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of FOREIGN KEY relationships
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of FOREIGN KEY relationships
Post #582
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27
She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty
"Good," says the man. "That means I must have really escaped."
She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty
"Good," says the man. "That means I must have really escaped."
Post #581
Doctor(to the patient):u seem to be recovering fast. I find u healthier today.
Patient: i followed the instruction given on the medicine bottle.
D: what instruction?
P: keep the bottle tightly closed.
Patient: i followed the instruction given on the medicine bottle.
D: what instruction?
P: keep the bottle tightly closed.
Post #579
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
Monday, October 6, 2008
Post #578
If 007 is James Bond. Who is 111?
Try.............
Keep trying.....................
It is very simple......................
It is also James Bond, in Binary Form!!
We'r engineers, think differently......
Try.............
Keep trying.....................
It is very simple......................
It is also James Bond, in Binary Form!!
We'r engineers, think differently......
Post #576
Can u prove juice=Soap???????
ANS : From newton's 2nd law,
f = ma
Multiply 'a' on both sides.....
fa = maa
Here,
fa is soap
maa is juice
Thus juice = soap
HENCE PROVED
Yeppadi mokka?
Nalla yosinga.
ANS : From newton's 2nd law,
f = ma
Multiply 'a' on both sides.....
fa = maa
Here,
fa is soap
maa is juice
Thus juice = soap
HENCE PROVED
Yeppadi mokka?
Nalla yosinga.
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Post #575
Try dis....its interesting.....
Think a number b/w 41 and 50.
Now +5
-2
+5
-3
-10
+2
Write the number on a paper....
Adha madichi rocket utta summa zoinnnggggnu parakkum.......
Think a number b/w 41 and 50.
Now +5
-2
+5
-3
-10
+2
Write the number on a paper....
Adha madichi rocket utta summa zoinnnggggnu parakkum.......
Post #574
Sardar built 2 swimming pools. He left 1 of dem unfilled with water!
Why???????
When asked he said,
"Tats for dose who don't know swimming".
Why???????
When asked he said,
"Tats for dose who don't know swimming".
Post #573
If anybody rejects ur love, don't feel for it.The moment u xpress ur luv itself u have a place in deir heart.
They will never forget in deir life.
They will never forget in deir life.
Post #571
Husband : Tea ya di idhu..?Naai kooda kudikaadhu....
Wife : Adhaanga naaiku BOOST pootu vachirukaen.....
Husband : @.?!
Wife : Adhaanga naaiku BOOST pootu vachirukaen.....
Husband : @.?!
Post #570
Lecturer : Nadakura semesterla nee 90% vaanganum.
Student : No sir, 100% vaanguvaen.
Lecturer : Joke adikaadha.
Student : Goyyala yaaru da first joke adichadhu.
Student : No sir, 100% vaanguvaen.
Lecturer : Joke adikaadha.
Student : Goyyala yaaru da first joke adichadhu.
Post #568
Teacher ask question to sardar....."Which is the big animal, Ant or Elephant?"
Sardar : "First tel DOB of those 2 animals...."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sardar : "First tel DOB of those 2 animals...."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post #567
AEROPLANE - Wright brothers
BICYCLE - Macmillan
MICROPHONE - Graham Bell
TELESCOPE - Galileo
ELECTRO LAMP - Edison.....
EXAM - Mavane avan mattum kaila maatatum, avan sethaan.....
BICYCLE - Macmillan
MICROPHONE - Graham Bell
TELESCOPE - Galileo
ELECTRO LAMP - Edison.....
EXAM - Mavane avan mattum kaila maatatum, avan sethaan.....
Friday, October 3, 2008
Post #566
Khushnaseeb hai aap, jo hum aapki dosti ko itna sidat se chahate hai,
Varna hum vo sakhs hai, jo khwabo me bhi appointment se aate hai...
Varna hum vo sakhs hai, jo khwabo me bhi appointment se aate hai...
Post #565
Dua karte hai hum sar jhuka kar a dost tu manjil ko paye
kabhi teri raho me andhera aaye to roshni ke liye khuda hame jalaye
kabhi teri raho me andhera aaye to roshni ke liye khuda hame jalaye
Post #564
Wo yaro ki mehfil, wo muskurate pal,
Dil se juda hai apna bita hua Kal,
Kabhi jindagi guzjarti thi Waqt bitane me,
Aaj waqt guzar jata hai chand kagaj ke note kamane me..
Dil se juda hai apna bita hua Kal,
Kabhi jindagi guzjarti thi Waqt bitane me,
Aaj waqt guzar jata hai chand kagaj ke note kamane me..
Post #563
kuchh beete hue lamho se mulakat hui
kuchh tute hue sapno se baat hui
yaad jo karne baithe un tamam yado ko
to apki hi yaado se shuruat hui
kuchh tute hue sapno se baat hui
yaad jo karne baithe un tamam yado ko
to apki hi yaado se shuruat hui
Post #561
When are you going to marry me?
I can't live without you.
I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl..
I can't live without you.
I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl..
Post #560
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds …
Open ur eyes!
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 secs in thinking of a fool
Open ur eyes!
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 secs in thinking of a fool
Post #559
If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
Take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
Take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From
Post #558
50 years from now, I'd be so old I might forget u.
I might not remember ever knowing u, or might forget I once cared for u.
I might.. But I won't.
I might not remember ever knowing u, or might forget I once cared for u.
I might.. But I won't.
Post #557
Do u ever recall the first day we met?
R first hello?
The day we became friends?
Well, I do and I will always remember.
For that very day, I knew I'd cherish u.
R first hello?
The day we became friends?
Well, I do and I will always remember.
For that very day, I knew I'd cherish u.
Post #556
Thank you for touching my life in ways u may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like u -
A precious gift from God!
My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like u -
A precious gift from God!
Post #555
I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling,
But I realized that loving a friend is even better.
We lose people we love, but v never lose true friends.
But I realized that loving a friend is even better.
We lose people we love, but v never lose true friends.
Post #554
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.
Post #553
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
MILLIE : I is…
TEACHER : No, Millie….. Always say, “I am.”
MILLIE : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
MILLIE : I is…
TEACHER : No, Millie….. Always say, “I am.”
MILLIE : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Post #552
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
Post #551
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
Post #550
Missed calls reaches THE MOBILE...!
Received calls reaches the EYES...!
But my little sms reaches UR BEAUTIFUL EYES AND HEART to say have a gr8 day.........
Received calls reaches the EYES...!
But my little sms reaches UR BEAUTIFUL EYES AND HEART to say have a gr8 day.........
Post #549
"The gr8 thing a little lamp can do which the big sun cannot do is, it gives light wen it is nite. No one issuperior by SIZE, but by PURPOSE!!"
Post #547
Naan anupiya msg'a delete seithaal.!
Udambula kai irukkum,
kaal irukkum,
mooku irukkum,
thala irukkum,
aana...
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Padikuradhukku msg irukaadhu......!
Aiyo Aiyo....
Yenga logica purinchikka matengiraangaley......
Udambula kai irukkum,
kaal irukkum,
mooku irukkum,
thala irukkum,
aana...
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Padikuradhukku msg irukaadhu......!
Aiyo Aiyo....
Yenga logica purinchikka matengiraangaley......
Post #546
An olympic shooter wins gold and govt givs him 3crore n awards.
Another shooter dies fighting wid terrorists and govt pays his family 5 lacs....
GR8 INDIA???????
Another shooter dies fighting wid terrorists and govt pays his family 5 lacs....
GR8 INDIA???????
Post #545
Lovable things that everyone like:
-> Touching d fingers of a newly born child.....
-> Speaking wid an old frnd on saturday morn....
-> Waiting 4 a call or msg from lovable ones wen v r alone.....
-> Walking alone in a silent road at night.
-> Riding a bike in highways while raining.....
Life cums once, so njoy these feelings!!!
-> Touching d fingers of a newly born child.....
-> Speaking wid an old frnd on saturday morn....
-> Waiting 4 a call or msg from lovable ones wen v r alone.....
-> Walking alone in a silent road at night.
-> Riding a bike in highways while raining.....
Life cums once, so njoy these feelings!!!
Post #544
Nature has given u a face.....
But u have to provide the expression...!B careful..!
Ur each xpression will leave an impression in others heart.....
But u have to provide the expression...!B careful..!
Ur each xpression will leave an impression in others heart.....
Post #543
LOVE : Temporary illness curable by marriage wth some other boy or girl.
BOSS : Sum1 who is early wen u r late and late wen u r early.
CIGARETTE : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
DIVORCE : Future tense of marriage.
LECTURE : The art of transforming a conscious person to subconcious state.
GENIUS : U know my name, rite????
BOSS : Sum1 who is early wen u r late and late wen u r early.
CIGARETTE : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
DIVORCE : Future tense of marriage.
LECTURE : The art of transforming a conscious person to subconcious state.
GENIUS : U know my name, rite????
Post #542
Sometimes what you want is not what you get, but in the end wat you get is so much better than wat u wanted....!
Life is beautiful...!!!!
Life is beautiful...!!!!
Post #541
Frndship is like a buk,
It takes a few sec to burn but takes years to print.....
So prevent it carefully and never let it burn....
It takes a few sec to burn but takes years to print.....
So prevent it carefully and never let it burn....
Post #540
Wen u pray god hears more than u say,
he answers more than u ask,
he give more than u imagine.
But in his own time and way!!!!
But he will give surely.......
he answers more than u ask,
he give more than u imagine.
But in his own time and way!!!!
But he will give surely.......
Post #539
Beauty and colors may attract the eyes!!!!
But only a smile will catch the attention f hearts...!
But only a smile will catch the attention f hearts...!
Post #538
"Don't xpect ur frnd to b a perfect person, but help ur frnd to bcum a perfect person"........
Post #537
If you like me or hate me, both are advantage for me.
If u like me i'll b in ur heart.
If u hate me i'll b in ur mind.
Anyway i'm always wid u......
If u like me i'll b in ur heart.
If u hate me i'll b in ur mind.
Anyway i'm always wid u......
Post #535
Doctor : Sorry to say! Both ur kidneys have failed...
Sardar : No prblm. I will study hard and make them pass....!!
Sardar : No prblm. I will study hard and make them pass....!!
Post #534
Ungalukku adikadi sms anupi thontharavu panrenaa???....
Don't worry..
Ungalukku naan solra 3 words...
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"Appadi thaan pannuvaen"
Don't worry..
Ungalukku naan solra 3 words...
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"Appadi thaan pannuvaen"
Post #533
What is BE?
80gb syllabus
80mb we study
80kb we remember
80bytes we answer
binary marks we get
the final degree finally we get is BE ie....
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BRAIN EMPTY
80gb syllabus
80mb we study
80kb we remember
80bytes we answer
binary marks we get
the final degree finally we get is BE ie....
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BRAIN EMPTY
Post #532
Koduramana Mokkai -
3 cockroaches r walking on d road. Suddenly 1 of dem starts singing "Paartha mudhal naale", other 2 die. Y?
Bcoz its a HIT song.....
3 cockroaches r walking on d road. Suddenly 1 of dem starts singing "Paartha mudhal naale", other 2 die. Y?
Bcoz its a HIT song.....
Post #531
Parents to a college watchman : Is this college good?
Watchman : Probably the best bcoz i did my engineering here and got immediate placement......
Watchman : Probably the best bcoz i did my engineering here and got immediate placement......
Post #530
Girls Phsycology!!
Fraud with innocent boys,
Fun with handsome boys,
Frndship with charming boys,
Contact with intelligent boys,
Flirt with freaky boys,
Love with faithful boys
And in the end marry a rich boy.....
Fraud with innocent boys,
Fun with handsome boys,
Frndship with charming boys,
Contact with intelligent boys,
Flirt with freaky boys,
Love with faithful boys
And in the end marry a rich boy.....
Post #529
Boy : Amma antha red color vedi vedicha nalla satham varuma..?
Amma : Ada naasama poravaney...Athu gas cylinder da....
Amma : Ada naasama poravaney...Athu gas cylinder da....
Post #528
Xam remix song-[TRY OUT WID TUNE TO NJOY]
June ponal, November semester,
Adhuvum ponal, adutha semester,
Pass aachi, fail ilaiye,
Fail aachi pass ilaiye,
Semester enpathu kaiyil illai,
question enbathu paiyil illai,
BIT mattumay kaiyil micham undu.
Thola motha semester yaarukaga,
motha semester un bitukaaga thaan anbe.....
June ponal, November semester,
Adhuvum ponal, adutha semester,
Pass aachi, fail ilaiye,
Fail aachi pass ilaiye,
Semester enpathu kaiyil illai,
question enbathu paiyil illai,
BIT mattumay kaiyil micham undu.
Thola motha semester yaarukaga,
motha semester un bitukaaga thaan anbe.....
Post #527
Hey if u r free can u cal and talk to me nw...A big misunderstanding here....My frnd wants to talk to u. He is not bleieving me wen i said monkeys can talk.
Post #526
Once a woodcutter went to the city...Suddenly all the girls started following him....Guess y?
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The AXE EFFECT
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The AXE EFFECT
Post #524
Press down 4 times...
2 times..
Press 4 times....
Again 6 times.....
Sonathellam ketkura aparam yean unnai loosunnu solranga?????
2 times..
Press 4 times....
Again 6 times.....
Sonathellam ketkura aparam yean unnai loosunnu solranga?????
Post #523
Santa baraf ka tukra hath mei le kar gaur se dekh raha tha. Kisine pucha kya raha ho? Santa bola dekh raha hun kileak kahan se ho raha he......
Post #522
I wish tat u visualize a sweet multi sequential form of idiosyncrasy occuring benevolenthy in d meritorious piece of cerebral brain.....In short GN.....
Post #521
Never design ur character like a GARDEN where anyone can walk....
Dsign it like SKY where everyone aspire to reach it....
Dsign it like SKY where everyone aspire to reach it....
Post #520
Judge : Y did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her luver?
Man : Ur honour, its easier 2 shoot a woman onc, than shooting a man every month.
Man : Ur honour, its easier 2 shoot a woman onc, than shooting a man every month.
Post #519
TRUE LOVE SONG FOR ALL......
BazigarOBazigar,
Teri mummy ko razi kar
Tune dil mera toda
Maine fevicolSejoda
Mera mera fevicolKa paisa vapas kar
BazigarObazigar
BazigarOBazigar,
Teri mummy ko razi kar
Tune dil mera toda
Maine fevicolSejoda
Mera mera fevicolKa paisa vapas kar
BazigarObazigar
Post #518
A daughter announced her engagement. Her father asked "Does dis guy hav any money?"
Daughter : Ohh daddy! U men r all alike, tats xactly wat he asked abt u....
Daughter : Ohh daddy! U men r all alike, tats xactly wat he asked abt u....
Post #517
U know y god made
eyes in pair,
ears in pair,
hands in pair,
legs in pair
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heart as single?????
itz just 2 find a herat of ur choice & make a pair.....
eyes in pair,
ears in pair,
hands in pair,
legs in pair
&
heart as single?????
itz just 2 find a herat of ur choice & make a pair.....
Post #516
A gud relation does not depend on hw good understanding v hav....
But it depends on hw better v avoid misunderstandings....
But it depends on hw better v avoid misunderstandings....
Post #515
Close ur eyes.....
relax ur body and stop breathing as long as u can...
Now breathe...
I miss u as much as u missed d air......
relax ur body and stop breathing as long as u can...
Now breathe...
I miss u as much as u missed d air......
Post #514
A blind man was beggin in new york st with a board written "I am blind, Help me".
Once a guy passin tat side took his board and wrote sumthin. From tat tym d blind man got heavy collection. Any guess wat he wrote?
"2day is a beautiful day but i can't c it"
Tats d power of xpression. It can change many things.
Once a guy passin tat side took his board and wrote sumthin. From tat tym d blind man got heavy collection. Any guess wat he wrote?
"2day is a beautiful day but i can't c it"
Tats d power of xpression. It can change many things.
Post #513
A single spelling mistake tat cozd a divorce!!
A man went to goa and sent a msg 2 wife-"having d most amazng & wndrful time. Wish u were HER"!!!!
A man went to goa and sent a msg 2 wife-"having d most amazng & wndrful time. Wish u were HER"!!!!
Post #512
Alagana kaalai poluthu!
Sudana coffee!
Freshaana kuliyal!
Konjam Sombal!
Konjam suru surupu!
And?
My...Kutty SMS!
Have a gr8 day
Sudana coffee!
Freshaana kuliyal!
Konjam Sombal!
Konjam suru surupu!
And?
My...Kutty SMS!
Have a gr8 day
Post #511
Read it carefully. I'm sure tat u'll not judge the climax.....
Mom : Wake up, son. It is time to go to school.
Son : Y amma? I don't want to go to school.
Mom : Give me 2 reasons y u do not wanna go to school.
Son : One, all d children hate me. Two, all teachers hate me.
Mom : Oh!!!tats not a reason. Cum on, u have to go to school.
Son : Give me 2 reasons y i should go to school?
Mom : One, u r 52yrs old and two, u r d principal of d school.
Mom : Wake up, son. It is time to go to school.
Son : Y amma? I don't want to go to school.
Mom : Give me 2 reasons y u do not wanna go to school.
Son : One, all d children hate me. Two, all teachers hate me.
Mom : Oh!!!tats not a reason. Cum on, u have to go to school.
Son : Give me 2 reasons y i should go to school?
Mom : One, u r 52yrs old and two, u r d principal of d school.
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