Post #360

Someday u may lose ur hair ..
u may loose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind ..
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks ..
coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!

Post #359

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp …
I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.

Post #358

God made man and then rested,
god made women and then no one rested.

Post #357

2day, 2morrow and sterday dere vil b
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!!

Post #356

Life without u is impossible
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

Post #355

Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
Oh my god!!!How did you find me out?????

Post #354

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations, but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.

Post #353

The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning??

Post #352

To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

Post #351

Question:Why do some teachers wear sunglasses?
Answer:Because their pupils are very bright.

Post #350

Some times small things in life hurt a lot... If u dont agree with me.. then... . . .try to sit on a pin !!

Post #349

Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles.
girl: well that is because we aren't married yet

Post #348

I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !

Post #347

Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum .. mudi kottina valikkuma? - Vazhukumae

Post #346

Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga?
Parthiban: Neethaana kaasa THIRUPPI kaeta??......

Post #345

"Muruganukku" Mottai podu, "Perumalukku" Naamam Podu, "Jesus"ku siluvai podu. My chellam, nee daily "jatti"podu, Marakkama "thovachi podu"

Post #344

Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam.. ethu nadanthalum east.. west.. north.. south..enga irunthaalum, entha sim pottirunthaalum ennoda sms suma gilli...gilli....gilli maathiri vanthu GOOD Morning sollum..Hava a nice Day...

Post #343

Kadavul kitta dress keten...Thuni kadaiye koduthar.... Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar... Selavukku 5000 ketten... un cell number koduthar, epa varatum...

Post #342

"Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni...... "Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar, Athukku per thaan heart attack.

Post #341

Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL..
1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal...
2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoarmattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.
3.emmozhi marandhaarkumJOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku.
4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..

Post #340

Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!!






ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga... Good MoRnInG...Have a nice day...

Post #339

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Post #338

which is the painful way of death?



Poison, Murder, Accident!, Tsunami!!!




DOnt worry. its simple very very simple.











''ur smile''. Good evening.

Post #337

TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM? ORU SPOON "CEMENT" PODANUM.

Post #336

The words which never complete without "u" D_b_kk_ Baekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_? HahaHaha

Post #335

Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?
Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu...
Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha.
kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM

Post #334

Ni enathan periya dance mastera irunthalum, un savuku unnaley adda mudiyathu

Post #333

Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..

Post #332

One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film

Post #331

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

Post #330

Any day, If u feel very sad, if u feel life is impossible,

just call me...i'll hold ur hands, take u for a walk on a bridge & show u







where 2 jump...

Post #329

Un kitta oru mukkiyamaana visayam sollanum...

Sonna enaai vittutu ooda koodadhu...

Adhu vandhu ennana innikku



perumal koila

sundal tharaagalaam....

oodadhey...

Post #328

Kannaa!
Policekku
100

Loveku
143

Fradukku
420

Soapku
501,

but
anbu
alagu
arivu
panivu
kanivu
nesam
paasam,
ivai anaithukkum orey number ...
keeley paar....

Post #327

Walk in ur own way.
Luv in ur own style.
Think in ur own manner.
Talk in ur own words.
Then only people will say...


"Tharudhala, yar pechayum kekaadhu".

Post #326

Sardar married a lady traffic police....
Frnd asks hw was ur 1st night???
She collected Rs.100 from me for over speeding,
Rs.200 for wrong side entry,
Rs.500 for no helmet!!!!!!!!

Post #325

LKG last bench student - Mapla, cigarete pudicha cancer varumnu doctor solraru.unmaiya?

Student2 - Theriyila machan.nan pudichaa pugai thaan varuthu...

Post #324

Headlines dated 01/04/2020

1. Indian president M.Karunanidhi resigned.

2. Dhoom17 ready for release.

3. I'll play the nxt world cup - Sachin.

4. Salman, Vivek, Abishek attend Ash's 3rd wedding...

5. India lost the series against bermuda...

6. Petrol price hiked - 350rs/lt

7. Danush's daughter as heroine of rajini kanth...

8. Kolangal completed 25000 episodes...

9. Indian coach Ganguly resigns...

10. Vijaykanth announced his nxt role as a college boy...

Post #323

"Virumbum poodhu virumbigiraen enbhadhai vida"...
"Verutha poodhum virumbinaen"...
enbhadhey unmaiyaana anbu.....

Post #322

Every morning u have 2 choices...
Continue ur sleep wid dreams...
or
wake up &chase ur dreams .....

d choice is urs....

Post #321

The heart which u love may not know ur luv...
but the heart which luvs u doesn't know anything other than u...
Keep those heart safe!!!

Post #320

Making 100 frnds a yr is not an achievement.
But an achievement is to make a frnd for 100 yrs.