The greatest gift u can give sum1 is ur tym. Bcoz wen u give sumone ur tym, u r giving them a portion of life that u can never get...
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Post #318
Height of dreaming :
Bill gates came to me and asked ..
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"Machaan, do u have windows XP cd???"
Bill gates came to me and asked ..
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"Machaan, do u have windows XP cd???"
Post #317
On d path of success always lies big O's.
Many read dem as obstacles, only few read dem as Oppurtunities.
Attitude matters a lot. Be positive....
Many read dem as obstacles, only few read dem as Oppurtunities.
Attitude matters a lot. Be positive....
Post #316
Uyir pirindhaalum kavalai illai...
Un anbirundhaal podhum kallaraiyil kooda magizhchiyodu uranguvaen...
Un anbirundhaal podhum kallaraiyil kooda magizhchiyodu uranguvaen...
Post #315
"pu!w hw u! shemle ab !m n u hldaap os n ss!w I"
Confused?
Turn ur mobile upside and read it.....
Confused?
Turn ur mobile upside and read it.....
Post #314
2 question to check ur stress:
1. Which Mouse has 2 legs?
Mickey Mouse
2. Which duck has 4 legs?
If u answered Donald Duck then u r under stress...
Bcoz all ducks have 2 legs !!!!!!!!
So chill out and enjoy....
1. Which Mouse has 2 legs?
Mickey Mouse
2. Which duck has 4 legs?
If u answered Donald Duck then u r under stress...
Bcoz all ducks have 2 legs !!!!!!!!
So chill out and enjoy....
Post #312
Ungal "SUN-TV"yil indha vaaram putham pudhiya dubbing padangal...
Monday : "Ammachi thirumbi vandhaachi"
[THE MUMMY RETURNS]
Tuesday : "Silandi Mamu"
[THE SPIDERMAN]
Wednesday : "Velaikku aagadhu"
[MISSION IMPOSSIBLE]
Thursday : "Karutha Mappilais"
[MEN IN BLACK]
Friday : "Otta machaan"
[HALLOW MAN]
Saturday : "Innoru naalaikku sangu oodhu"
[DIE ANOTHER DAY]
Sunday : "Mama Kadhai"
[POLICE STORY]
Anaithu padangalaiyum paarthu magilzhungal...
Monday : "Ammachi thirumbi vandhaachi"
[THE MUMMY RETURNS]
Tuesday : "Silandi Mamu"
[THE SPIDERMAN]
Wednesday : "Velaikku aagadhu"
[MISSION IMPOSSIBLE]
Thursday : "Karutha Mappilais"
[MEN IN BLACK]
Friday : "Otta machaan"
[HALLOW MAN]
Saturday : "Innoru naalaikku sangu oodhu"
[DIE ANOTHER DAY]
Sunday : "Mama Kadhai"
[POLICE STORY]
Anaithu padangalaiyum paarthu magilzhungal...
Post #311
Fship is not a thing to hold in ur hand when thousands r with u. But it is tat trust which holds ur hand when thousands r against u...
Post #310
Dr : Yenpa shock adikkumnu therinjum current wirela veralla vecha???arivu irukaa?
Sardar : "Kattai" viral thaney, shock adikaadhunnu ninachaen...
Sardar : "Kattai" viral thaney, shock adikaadhunnu ninachaen...
Post #309
Exams thatuvam:
Padichavanukku 1000 kavalai endha question varumnnu.
But padikaadhavanukku orey kavalai endha exammnu...
Padichavanukku 1000 kavalai endha question varumnnu.
But padikaadhavanukku orey kavalai endha exammnu...
Post #308
Fship is like a ruber band...
U can stretch it as much as u want...
But dont leave it after stretching....
It pains a lot....
U can stretch it as much as u want...
But dont leave it after stretching....
It pains a lot....
Post #307
Care is 1 main ingredient that keeps closeness alive despite distance n schedule. Since i can't always see you, let my care be with you forever...!!!
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Post #306
Lifela 6 visayam eppa varumnu namkey theriyathui
1. Inbam
2. Thunbam
3. Natpu
4 Kaadhal
5. Maranam.
6. Ennodasms
1. Inbam
2. Thunbam
3. Natpu
4 Kaadhal
5. Maranam.
6. Ennodasms
Post #305
Oru kaakitham 2 mins erinju chaambal ayirum, 1 kattai 10 mins erinju chaambal ayirum, 1 maram 2 hrs erinju chaambal ayirum, aana..................aaaaaaanaaaaa...... i bulb evalavu neram erinjaalum chaambal akirathu illai... how is it... ippadithaan.. puthusu puthusaa yosikkanum.
Post #304
Manasu sariuyillenu doctor kitta ponen, Test panittu oru loosudu sms annupu sariyagidumnu sonnar. Neeye sollu da enakku unna vitta yara therium?..
Post #303
Dog likes BONE.
Elephant likes BANANA .
Ant likes Sugar.
Cow likes Grass.
And monkey likes what...?
............................Solluppa unaku enna pidikum......
Elephant likes BANANA .
Ant likes Sugar.
Cow likes Grass.
And monkey likes what...?
............................Solluppa unaku enna pidikum......
Post #302
Figure illanna college waste
sugar illanna coffe waste
Love illanna life waste
Moon illana sky waste
Chellam Nee illana ....Zoo waste!....
sugar illanna coffe waste
Love illanna life waste
Moon illana sky waste
Chellam Nee illana ....Zoo waste!....
Post #301
Lights went off in girls hostel the watchman galled up TNEB office and says " Send your men immediately because the Girls are using candles.....
Post #300
Sardar: 50 rupees iruntha kadana kodunga...! Man: Panam suthama illeenga.! Sardar: Paravayilla, Alukka irunthalum kodunga..!..
Post #299
Pricipal: Eanda late?
Student: Bike puncture/repair sir
Principal: Busla varrathu thane?
Student: Bus vaanga kaasu illa sir
Student: Bike puncture/repair sir
Principal: Busla varrathu thane?
Student: Bus vaanga kaasu illa sir
Post #298
Sardar: "This book is very bore. More characters but no story"
Librarian: " Vaadaa... Vaa.. Neethan Telephone directorya thoookitu ponavana???????????
Librarian: " Vaadaa... Vaa.. Neethan Telephone directorya thoookitu ponavana???????????
Post #297
Kambi1 kambi2 kambi3 kambi4 kambi5 kambi6 kambi7 kambi8 kambi9 Ha ha ha ha........... Eppadi Unna plan panni kambi enna Vachen Pathiya.
Post #293
FREE RECHARGE card number vaenumaa?
Go down....
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idhai bladela sorandunga number theriyum.....
Go down....
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idhai bladela sorandunga number theriyum.....
Post #292
When abdul Kalam was born, god said "oh,he will become great scientist!" and when i was born, god said "sabash sariyaana pooti"...
Post #291
In life,just don't trust people,who change their feelings with time...
Instead trust those people,whose feeling remain the same,even when the time change...!
Instead trust those people,whose feeling remain the same,even when the time change...!
Post #290
"Pure love never cares for money,beauty,richness,familiarity,education,employed,it only wants a "caring heart" for a "crying heart".
Post #289
Vaanga palagalaam.
Yenkitta 2 fullirukku.
Onnu angavai, innonnu ingavai,
naduvulla 2 glassa vai.
Nalla palagalaam.
Pidicha kudinga,illena vaandhi yedunga...!
Yenkitta 2 fullirukku.
Onnu angavai, innonnu ingavai,
naduvulla 2 glassa vai.
Nalla palagalaam.
Pidicha kudinga,illena vaandhi yedunga...!
Post #288
Un cellukku yennoda address anuppuraen...
Adhe madhiri yen addressukku un cella annupuriya???
-by pootu vangubhavar sangam
Adhe madhiri yen addressukku un cella annupuriya???
-by pootu vangubhavar sangam
Post #287
If we were born knowing everything,
what would we do with all this time on the planet.
Be proud to say "I don't know".
what would we do with all this time on the planet.
Be proud to say "I don't know".
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Post #286
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.
He got irritated...drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
He got irritated...drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
Post #284
Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents
Post #283
Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.
Post #282
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....
Post #281
Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
Post #280
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Post #279
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
Post #278
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Post #277
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Post #276
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
Post #275
Boss: Where were you born?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
Post #274
Dil to unke seene mein bhi machalta hoga..
husn bhi so-so rang badalta hoga..
Uthti hongi jab nagahein unki..
Khud "khuda" bhi gir-gir ke sambhalta hoga.
Post #273
Tanhai kisi ka intezar nahi karti, Kismat kabhi bewafai nahi karti,
Unse
dur hone ka asar hai warna, Parchai kabhi jism par waar nahi karti...!
Post #272
SCHOOL Ki LIFE: 10+2.Tak. COLLEGE Ki LIFE: PADO Jab-Tak.
LOVE Ki LIFE: SHADI Hone-Tak.
But HUMARI-DOSTI Ki LIFE: FEB-31'Tak. Kyu.nibhaoge na
Post #271
Zindagi se bas yehi gila hain,
Khushi ke baadh, kyu gham mila hain,
Humne to unse wafaa hi ki thi..
Par nahi jaante the ki wafa kaa bewafaai hi silaa hai.
Post #270
Jo rista kayam hai wo hum nibhege.Nigaho se door rah kar bhi aapko
chahege.Pata nahi aap kiske sath ghar basayege.Par hum aapka naam
lete-lete
mar jayenge
Post #269
Kanch ko chahat thi pather pane ki,
ek pal me fir tut kar bikher jane ki,
Chahat bas itni thi us diwane ki,
Apne hajar tukdo me uski hajar Tasveer sajane ki.
Post #268
Khayalon mai bus tum hi tum ho, bana diwana
Kwahishein tadpati hai bus ek bar mil jana.
Bahut hai mushkilen hos-o-hawash rakhta hun
Ab tumhi batao chalega kab tak yeh tadpana.
Post #267
Kya gham he kya
khushi malum nahi,
wo apna hai ki
ajnabi malum nahi,
jiske bina ek pal
nahi guzarta,
kaise guzregi
zindagi malum nahi.
Post #266
Khul k dilse milo to saza dete hain log
Sache jazbat b thukra dete hai log
dekh nai sakta do insano ka milna
baithe huwe do parindo ko b uda dete hai log
Post #265
Kar sake jis rishte par naaz vo dosti hai, chupale har raaz vo dosti
hai, jeevan ka har saaz dosti hai, jo hai har dard ka ilaaj vo alfaaz
dosti hai.
Post #260
Kaakaa kaaa-kaaa nu kathurathaala adhu peru kaakaa...
appo maadu maa-maa nu kathuradhaala adhu peru maamaanu vekka mudiyumma????????
appo maadu maa-maa nu kathuradhaala adhu peru maamaanu vekka mudiyumma????????
Post #255
Sardar : i have pain in my right leg.
Doctor : Its nothing justbcoz of old age.
Sardar : Strange!!As far as i know, both legs r of the same age...
Doctor : Its nothing justbcoz of old age.
Sardar : Strange!!As far as i know, both legs r of the same age...
Post #254
Boy1 : Hey if i climb this coconut tree i can c engg college gals.
Boy2 : Leave both ur hands from there, u can c medical college gals.
Boy2 : Leave both ur hands from there, u can c medical college gals.
Post #253
A love story...
Lux n Rexona r lovers, lived on 501 appartment, Areal street.
Lux's father Cinthol,mother hamam oposed their marriage.They fixed his marriage with pears.
But rexona's father lifebouy n mother santoor decided lux n rexona's marriage in register office.
Rexona's uncle rin, aunty nirma signed as witnes. Rexona's grandpa henko,grandma chandrika congrats couples. 1yr later rexona gave birth to twins.They named their babies Johnson & Johnson....
Lux n Rexona r lovers, lived on 501 appartment, Areal street.
Lux's father Cinthol,mother hamam oposed their marriage.They fixed his marriage with pears.
But rexona's father lifebouy n mother santoor decided lux n rexona's marriage in register office.
Rexona's uncle rin, aunty nirma signed as witnes. Rexona's grandpa henko,grandma chandrika congrats couples. 1yr later rexona gave birth to twins.They named their babies Johnson & Johnson....
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Post #252
Judge : Do u accept that u stole the money from him?
Sardar : No my lord. He only gave me.
Judge : When did he give u?
Sardar : When i showed him the knife.
Sardar : No my lord. He only gave me.
Judge : When did he give u?
Sardar : When i showed him the knife.
Post #251
Sardar's dad died and he was crying. After 2 min sardar cries louder.
Sardar's frnd : Wat happened now?
Sardar : My sister just called me. Her dad also died...
Sardar's frnd : Wat happened now?
Sardar : My sister just called me. Her dad also died...
Post #250
To prove that "you are not a mental" follow the test below:
"Press down"
"Press up"
What i'm telling?wat r u doing?
Mental mental....
"Press down"
"Press up"
What i'm telling?wat r u doing?
Mental mental....
Post #249
A sardar was attending an interview in a motor company.
Interviewer : How motors are running?
Sardar : Thank god. Easy question.Very simple...drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......
Interviewer : How motors are running?
Sardar : Thank god. Easy question.Very simple...drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......
Post #248
Ponnu paarka pona sardarji ponna paarthu : "Enna padichirukeenga?"
Girl : B.A.
Sardarji : Adi paavi...!Padichadhu rendu eluthu.Athaiyum thalageela padichirukka...!
Girl : B.A.
Sardarji : Adi paavi...!Padichadhu rendu eluthu.Athaiyum thalageela padichirukka...!
Post #247
7 devils met me & they wanted to kill d world's intelligent person. I gave them ur address. See, how i fooled dem and saved my life.
Post #246
Student - Sir, oxygen is necessary 4 a man to live. It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar - Thank god i was not born b4 that...
Sardar - Thank god i was not born b4 that...
Post #245
Recent study in a german medical journal says tat sighting young people of the opposite gender for atleast 10min a day reduces risk of hypertension n cardiac problems n increases life by 4-5 years n is equal 2 spending 30min at d gym, so next tym sum1 catches u staring, just tel dem u r exercising. I think it'll b useful 4 u. So sight wel..Oops sorry.Do ur exercise regularly.
Post #244
Interviewer : How many seconds r there in a year?
Sardar : 12 second
Int : How did u say???
Sardar : Jan 2nd, feb 2nd,....and so on...
Sardar : 12 second
Int : How did u say???
Sardar : Jan 2nd, feb 2nd,....and so on...
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Post #242
Who walks wid us through d difficult path of life?
Mom/Dad??? - No.
Husband/Wife??? - No.
Friends??? - No.
One and only our
CHAPPAL.
Think differently...
Mom/Dad??? - No.
Husband/Wife??? - No.
Friends??? - No.
One and only our
CHAPPAL.
Think differently...
Post #241
There is always a board DRIVE SLOWLY near schools.
But no boards near women's college. Why?
Bcoz VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY SLOWS DOWN THERE.
But no boards near women's college. Why?
Bcoz VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY SLOWS DOWN THERE.
Post #240
Care is 1 main ingredient dat keeps closeness alive despite distance n schedule.
Since i cant always c u,let my care b wid u 4ever...
Gud morn!!!
Since i cant always c u,let my care b wid u 4ever...
Gud morn!!!
Post #239
Suriyana fulla paakanumna press panunga....
Loosa nee????????
Rathiri nerathula suriyan theriyuma, kalaila try pannu.
gud nite.
Loosa nee????????
Rathiri nerathula suriyan theriyuma, kalaila try pannu.
gud nite.
Post #237
Life's crazy -
What u want,u don't get.
What u get,u don't enjoy.
What u enjoy is not permanent.
What is permanent is boring.
Thats life!!!
What u want,u don't get.
What u get,u don't enjoy.
What u enjoy is not permanent.
What is permanent is boring.
Thats life!!!
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