Post #761

Algorithm to put kadalai...

Step : 1 Start
Step : 2 Smile
Step : 3 If the output is +ve continue, else goto step-8
Step : 4 FRY,varu varunu varukkanum
Step : 5 If there is nothin to talk about goto step-6 or step-8
Step : 6 Use following commands
(i) Appuram....
(ii) u luk cool 2day....
(iii) so........
(iv) hmmm........
(v) coffee???
Step : 7 Goto step-4
Step : 8 Stop and search next....
Naangalaam programming conceptla puli ilaaa???????

Post #760

The law says:

"If you can't convince sum1, confuse them"


Do u know which law it is?

This is known as "LAW OF ANSWERING IN EXAMINATION"

Post #759

Eating sweets is tasty!
Speaking sweet words is easy!
But, finding sweet people is very very difficult..!



lucky fellow.....



Hw did u find me??

Post #758

Remembrance is a better compliment than luv...
I never xpect tons of luv...
But a milligram of remembrance...

Post #757

Kapaluku kalangarai vilaku,
Kalyanathuku kuthu vilaku,
karthigaiku aga vilaku,
chelam inikavathu nee pal vilaku

Post #756

A man was kissing a blank paper.
Frnd : What are you doing?
Man : My gf gave me a luv letter.
Frnd : But y is it empty?
Man : 2day we do not speak.

Post #755

Money says EARN me lot,Time says PLAN me lot,Flower says LOVE me lot,Study says LEARN me lot,SMS says SEND me lot,& I say d same...

Post #754

A sardar opened a petrol bunk, but no one came to his shop. Why?



















































Bcoz he opened it in d second floor

Post #753

Each momnt of ur lif is a pic.
whic u hd nvr cin b4..
& whic ull nvr c agn so njoy.
&live life & make each moment beautiful

Post #752

Sacrifice is grtr dan love,.
character is grtr dan beauty,.
humanity is grtr dan wealth,.
but nothing is grtr dan frnd

Post #751

vn GOD solves your problems,.
u hve faith in his abilities.
vn he doesn't solve your problems,.
He hs faith in ur abilities

Post #750

The pleasure of having a dream is that it is a fantasy..
If it happens, it was never really a dream, it was destiny

Post #749

Nvr luk 4 Beauty,It vl fade away 1day..
Nvr luk4 good Skin,it vl grow old 1day..
Bt luk 4 a loyal hrt whic miss u evry day

Post #748

A SIMPLE WAY for.
HAPPY LIVING
FORGET 2 things in LIFE.,.
1) the GOOD you do for others..
2) the BAD done by others 2u

Post #747

The fruit of silence is PRAYER.
The fruit of prayer is FAITH.
The fruit of faith is LOVE.
The fruit of love is SERVICE.

Post #746

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?.
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Post #745

Child while filling up a form to dad : Dad,What should I write against mother tongue?
Dad: Very long...

Post #744

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet..
Englishman:Gud evening, how do u do?.
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip & do

Post #743

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the.
bridegroom made to sit on the horse? .
.
A: He is given his last chance to.
run away

Post #742

Wndrful ppl r.
crefully creatd by God.
wndrful momnts r.
crefully planned by God,.
wndrful frnd lik ur.
crefully giftd by god

Post #741

When u r in light,everything will follow u.But when u enter dark,even ur own shadow will not follow u.Thats life

Post #740

A Smile is a Curve That.
Sets Everything Straight.
& Wipes Wrinkle Away.
Hope u Share a Lots &.
Receive a Lots 4 Days 2 Come

Post #739

The Beauty.
.
of Life.
.
Does Not.
.
Depend.
.
on How Happy.
.
u Are,.
.
But on How.
.
Happy Others.
.
Can Be.....
.
Bcoz of U.....

Post #738

Tell Me One Thing Which is Yours But Always Used By Others ?.
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
Ans - Your Name....

Post #737

Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Banta asked: What are you doing? .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Santa: Drying sweat

Post #736

smile.
S: Sets u free,.
M: Makes u special,.
I: Increases ur face value,.
L: Lifts up ur spirits,.
E: Erases all ur tensions.

Post #735

loading....
16%.
37%.
79%.
100%.
DONE.
U are sucsessfully loaded in my heart...

Post #734

Love is a rainbow betwin,.
two hearts sharing 7 feelings:.
1..Care.
2..happiness.
3..truth.
4..faith.
5 .secret.
6.trust.
7.hope

Post #733

friends never leave each other..
they never part.they just sit in each others heart saying..
"i'm here 4 u";.

Post #732

Stars has 5 ends.
Square has 4 ends.
Trinagle has 3 ends.
Line has 2 ends.
but Circle of our friendship has no end.

Post #731

Love is like missed call..
It stop when u try 2 catch..
But friendship is like SMS Bcoz it comes &.
Stays inside your inbox

Post #730

Smile is a language of Luv.
Smile is a way to get success.
Smile is 2win d hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
So Brush daily

Post #729

every one wants 2 go 2 hell but no one wants 2 die..
means.
every one wants2 top but no one wants2 study.

Post #728

I cant wait 4 too Long.
.
I want 2 say nw.
.
I.
.
I L.
.
I LO.
.
I LOV.
.
I LOVE.
.
I LOVE Y.
.
I LOVE YO.
.
I LOVE YOGA..
Its gud 4 Health

Post #727

My frndship is
not sun
not moon
not star
bcoz dey all disappear.

My frndship is like sky, which wil always b watching over u....

Post #726

"I'll remember her not as d 1 who has broken my heart but as d 1 who has taught me hw 2 live wid a broken heart..."

Post #725

Ur best success cums after ur gr8est disappointment. So never feel for ur failure.

Post #724

What is difference between talent and intelligence?

Walking on a rope above Niagara falls is talent.
Not trying it is intelligent.

Post #723

"The more you swet in practice, d less u bleed in battle"

Post #722

Vaanathai nesithaen, thoda mudiyavillai.
Kadalai nesithaen, thaanda mudiyavillai.
Katrai nesithaen, pidika mudiyavillai.
Un natpai nesithaen, marakka mudiyavillai.

Post #721

D wrong kind of people hate u 4 d good in u...
D rite kind of people luv u even after knowing d wrong in u...

Post #720

This is not fair!
How could u do dis?Didn't xpect dis from u!
Got a whole channel in ur name and didn't even tell me?
ANIMAL PLANET

Post #719

Cloz ur eyes think abt urself,ur face,ur style,ur nature,ur smiles,ur looks.
Now open ur eyes....



Oru thigil padam paartha effect mathiri illa???????

Post #718

Yennathaan sentiment irunthaalum, kappal kelamburadhukku munnadi yelumichampalam mudiyadhu!

By, Kappaluku pancher otuvour sangam.

Post #717

Ammavoda kai anbai kaatum.
Appavoda kai valkayai kaatum.
Frndoda kai figurai kaatum.
Figuroda kai TATA kaatum.
So b careful...

Post #716

God created sun and named sunlight.
God created moon and named moonlight.
God created u and named tubelight.

Post #715

Mathematics and Women r d 2 most complicated things in this world.
But one thing is sure tat mathematics atleast has a logic....

Post #714

What is d difference between "GHAZAL" and "LECTURE"?

Every word spoken on the girlfrnd is "GHAZAL"
Every word spoken on wife is "LECTURE"

Post #713

Whenever there is a hard job to be done assign it to a lazy man.
He is sure to find an easy way of doing it.

Post #712

Vaaranam Aayiram remix

"Chennayil peidhidum maamazhai...
Neerukkul mozhgidum saakadai....
Kottudhu pei mazhai....
Nishavin mel pizhai...!

Post #711

"Clever is when you blieve only half of what you hear.
But, brilliant is when u know which half to blieve".

Post #710

Whats wrong with ur number?

I tried 2 call u so many times...

BUT

Every tym d operator says
"D person u r calling is Already in ur heart"

Post #709

Life is too short to wake up with regret...
So luv the people who treat you rite &
forget abt d ones who dont
Blieve tat everything happens for a reason!!
If u get a chance, take it.
If it changes ur life, let it.
Nobody said tat it would b easy,
they just said it would be worth it!!!

Post #708

Uravai nesipathai vida ullathai nesithu paar...
Nesitha ullathin kovam kuda namakku sugamaaga theriyum...

Post #707

A frnd like u is very rare,
Ur joy and ur pain i want to share,
truly n deeply i really do care,
4ever & ever i'll always b dere...

Post #706

Wake me when your hear needs company,
Take my hand when you feel alone,
Turn 2 me when you need sum1,
I will b dere 4 u
4ever as a frnd....

Post #705

I had a dream sterday.
Only u and me.
V were running in a garden,
me in d front and u, running after me....
with the background music of Vodafone!!!!

Post #704

Man : Doctor, this medicine is not available at any medical shop.
Doctor : Oh!!!!!Sorry. I forgot to write d medicine.Tat was my signature.

Post #703

Life is a Game.
God likes the winner and loves the looser.
But he hates the viewer.
So, b d player.
God wil always b wid u....

Post #702

Birds never take rest wen dey fly above the sea, from one continent to another.
Never take rest until u achieve ur goal....

Post #701

Whats STUDY?

Sol : Sitting, Talking, Unlimited Dreaming and Yawning...

So STUDY (Do not waste ur time)

Post #700

Wenever u r criticised, do not get upset...
Always remember dis...
"No stones are thrown on a fruitless tree".
Have a realistic life...

Post #699

Hello y didn't u send "Gud Nite" sterday?
I was not able to sleep at all....


Today atleast..
You can send an "All Out" rite?


These mosquitoes r torturing me a lot....

Post #698

When u believe sum1 deeply, misunderstanding arises...
But don't fight 4 it, bcoz sum misunderstanding is needed 4 good understanding...
Its life's secret......

Post #697

Life is short, so break ur ego's, forgive quickly, believe slowly, love truely, laught loudly and never avoid anything tat makes u smile...!

Post #696

Beauty and colors may attract the eye....
But, only smile can catch the attention of others heart...
So keep smiling...!

Post #695

2DAYS WORLD

Bigger houses but small families.
More degrees but less common sense.
Advanced medicine but poor health.
Two income but more divorces.
Touched moon but no contact with our neighbors.
High income yet less peace of mind.
Free messages but no intention to send a single one...
Don't wait for any special occasions...
Always stay in touch.......

Post #694

If u want to do anything gr8....
don't speak it out...
It'll spoil ur destination...
Silent leads to success.....

Post #693

If u can't FLY, den RUN.
If u can't RUN, den WALK.
If u can't WALK, den CRAWL.
But watever u do, keep moving towards ur goal....

Post #692

Try dis, its really different...

Diz maths test can predict ur favourite idol...

Try it widout luking at d answer..!


Pick 1 favourite number from 1-9
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.
.
.
.
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.
number x 3
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.
.
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.
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.
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+3
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.
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x 3
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u'll get a 2 digit number..

Add the 2 number and find your idol from the following list....















List of idols...

1. Einstein
2. A.P.J.Abdul Kalaam
3. Tom Cruise
4. Bill Gates
5. Mahatma Gandhi
6. Hitler
7. Napolean
8. Aishwarya Rai
9. UR NAME
10. Amitab Bachan


Thnx...The truth finally cums out....

Post #691

College days...
* Peter english
* Bunking the class
* Nick name to frnds
* Silent mode mobiles
* Bus stand comedies
* Canteen kadala
* Scape from seminars
* B'day treats
* Last min preparation of assignment
* Overnite grp study 4 nxt day xam
* Frnd-family functions
* Internal mark problem

These days wil never cum again...
njoy every moment.........................

Post #690

Poga vendiya naalil poga manamillai..
Poga mudiyatha podhu manam poga thudikinrathu...!
Schoolukku

Post #689

Wen u like sum1 deeply misunderstanding arises, but don't feel for it bcoz sum misunderstanding is needed for better understanding...

Post #688

Future is not what we planned for 2morrow..!
It is d result of wat we do 2day..!
Do d best in present...njoy d future...

Post #687

Orutharukku 10 pullainga porantha epadi irukkum?



Avarukku orey TENSON aa irukkum....

Post #686

Smart way to sit idle in house widout reasons...




wat else!...







Get placed in an IT company.....

Post #685

Attitude is d deciding factor for any problem bcoz
If u cry at a trouble, it grows double.
If u laugh at a trouble, it disappears like a bubble..!

Post #684

Thermometers are the only things tat get






"DEGREE" widout studying..!

-By back bench brilliants...

Post #683

A gud relation does not depend on hw good understanding we have...But it depends on hw better we avoid misunderstandings....

Post #682

Y did d man take his pregnant wife to pizza hut?

Ans : Bcoz dey advertised free delivery.....

Post #681

Inky pinky ponky!
Sms padikudhu donkey!
Donkey smiles, Cel phone cries!
Inky pinky ponky
Ha ha ha ..........

Post #680

Sabhi dukho se mukti k liye
prabhu ki yeh tasveer
..........Dikhiyee...............






















SORRY


Papiyo ko bhagwan nahi dikhte

Post #679

Palanooru varudam aagumam oru VAIRAM uruvaaga..!

Appadi irukka nee mattum yeppadi 10 maathathil..!

Control urself...
Free msg'na ipadi comedy varathaan seiyum...

Post #678

Monk in monastry : We go for years widout any verbal communication. We call it vow silence
Man : I have d same experience. But its called marriage...!

Post #677

My frnd asked me luv q hota hai??

i said-jb sala tym khrab ho, aap par shani bhaari ho, god ka apse maje lene ka mann ho tb sala luv hota hai..!

Post #676

Only
once
in ur
life
u
vil
get a
RIGHT PERSON
with whom u'll
get
married.
So till den
keep njoying
wid d
wrong ones...!

Post #675

Aapki




Do




Jheel si




Gahri




khubsurat




jukhi-jukhi




aankhon




ke darmayan




jo




naak hai




wo bah rahi hai,




use




saaf karo...

Post #674

Wife hints 2 husband 4 a new car saying, "Dear, buy me something dat goes 0 to 80 in 3 secs wen i'm on it". Husband gifted her a WEIGHING MACHINE.

Post #673

Teacher : Water ka formula batao..?
Student : H2 MgCl Nacl HNO3 HCl etc.....
Teacher : Ye kya hai?
Student : Sir, ye ganga ka polluted pani he.

Post #672

Teacher : Usne khud-kushi karlior usey khud-kushi karni padi dono mein fark batao.

Student : Pehla share trader tha or doosra uska broker tha....

Post #671

Roadla pora ponnu paartha, porikinnu solranga....
Bt veetla poi ponna paartha, mappulainu solranga..!
Wat a crazy society......

Post #670

"Every new idea is a joke. Until, once man achieves it."

Post #669

Vadivel : Hi unga dress supera irukku. Deepavalikku eduthadhaa?

Parthiban : Illa!

Vadivel : Apparammmmmm.........???

Parthiban : Enakku eduthadhu...!

Post #668

All electrons were in a PARTY.
Protons attacked them.
A HERO saves them.
Electrons asked "WHO R U?"
Hero said,









BOND


















COVALENT BOND...

Post #667

Golden times of our life won't return back forever....
But golden frnd like u &ur memories will stay in my heart forever...

Post #666

"Love ur job but don't luv ur company bcoz u dont know wen ur company stops luving u"

- Dr. A. P.J. Abdul Kalaam

Post #665

Coffella sugae ilanakudikka mudiyadhu...
Classla figure ilana padikka mudiyaadhu...

- By nalla figure illamal thavikkum students committe....

Post #664

Naan naesikkum palar ennai marakka ninaitaalum...!
Ennai neasikkum silarai naan ninaikka marapathilai...

Post #663

Live for the person who DIES FOR U
Smile for the person WHO CRIES FOR U

Post #662

Wife angry as husband stands too close to a girl in a bus.
Girl slaps husband for pinching her.

Husband : I did not do anything...
Wife : I know, i did it...

Post #661

Like MBBS, if other UG students are posted 4 rural service, den their life style is

BBM, Bcom,BBA : Villagela petti kadai viyabaram.

Bsc,BCA,IT,CT : Computer Josiyam.

ECE : Radio repair.

EEE : Electricity Board line man.

Mech/Automobile : Cycle, tractor repair.

Biotec : Seed, fertilizer shop.

Ceramic : Painter.

Civil : Gutter & Drainage cleaning.

Hey wat r u searching ????





















Aeronautical?????

Paavam...






kaakka, kuruvi ellam avanga than viratanum...

Post #660

1. Barking dogs seldom bite.
Eg : Pesura figure ellam pickup aagadhu

2. All that glitters are not gold.
Eg : Jeans pottava ellam jenifer loppez illa

3. Make hay while the sun shines.
Eg : Super figure thirumbi paartha appavae ushar pannu...!

Naanga ellam yeppadi thaan padichoomoo...!

Post #659

Man1 : Among my 4 sons, 3 studied B.E.
Man2 : 4th one???
Man1 : Useless fellow. Don't study, bcame a barber.
Man2 : Y dint u throw him out?
Man1 : Can't, bcoz ONLY HE EARNS...

Post #658

Valkayai ninaikathe vaadi viduvai
Sogathai ninaikathe sornthu viduvai
Kaathalai ninaikathe kavilnthu viduvai
UNNAI NINAITHU PAAR VETRI PERUVAI

Post #657

Once a boy asks god

" Is it wrong to sleep with a girl before marriage?"

God replies

"No, it is not. But the problem is, you guys don't sleep!!"

Post #656

Worries are like birds,
let them fly over u...
But, dont make them build a nest on ur head....

Post #655

The LAW says...

"If u can't convince someone, confuse them...!!"

Do u know which LAW it is???

This is
"STUDENT'S LAW OF ANSWERING IN EXAMINATIONS"

Post #654

Life is a train.
Love is a win.

Wife is a pain.
Family is a chain.

Experience is a gain.
Knowledge is brain.

But good frndship is main...
So, maintain it........

Post #653

Wat is d secret of success?
"Right decisions"

How do u make right decisions?
"Experience"

How do u get experience?
"Wrong Decision"

Tats life....

Post #652

Coud's gift - RAIN
Sea's gift - SALT
Sugarcane's gift - SUGAR
Air's gift - Oxygen
Flower's gift - Smell
God's gift - UR FRIENDSHIP

Post #651

A famous writer said
"Love is like a sweet dream and marriage is an alarm clock"
So enjoy sweet dreams till the alarm wakes you up...

Post #650

Alagum, Colourum kangalai kavarum..........
But,
Punnagai mattume idhayathai kavarum...
So, smile every second.
Keep smiling
Keep on smiling

Post #649

Friendship is not just a word...
not merely a relationship....
its a silent promise which says...
I WILL BE WITH YOU FOREVER....

Post #648

Boy : Isn't the Principal a duffer???
Girl : Do u know who i am??
Boy : No!!!!
Girl : I'm the principal's daughter...
Boy : Do u know who i am???
Girl : No.
Boy : Thank God !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post #647

Nethu hoteluku ponaen,
pakathu seatla alagaana oru HERO/HEROIN irundhaanaga,
Autograph vaangalaanu pakathula poi paartha ...


...




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.....




....




...



Oh God,
Adhu KANNADI


Naa appadiye shock aiten....

Post #646

Itz hard 2 liv alone,
harder 2 choose sum1 2 luv,
but hardest part of luvin is 2 admit tat u've fallen in luv wid sum1 who can never b urs..!!!!

Post #645

NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE

A boy on earth is attracted to a girl with a force directly proportional to the beauty of the girl and inversely proportional to the strength of her brother.............

Post #644

As years may go. U may loose ur hair, teeth and eye sight...but not smartness, talent, brightness and intelligence......








bcoz....











U can only loose wat u have ..!!!

Post #643

Non-Smoker : I hate Cigarette...
Smoker : Me too, tats y i'm burning it...!

Post #642

Nothing can be changed by -
"Changing the face"
But everything can be changed by -
"Facing the change...!"

Post #641

An Indian having
no money,
no child,
no house,
a blind mother
prays god.

God bcums happy and grants him one wish.

INDIAN : I want my mom to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my child's hands in our new mansion!
GOD : Damn, I still have a lot to learn from these Indians

Post #640

Picha kariyai pickup pannuvathu yeppadi????????????


















































Ada paavi picha kaariya kooda vida maatiyaaa.........

Post #639

NIIT - Not Interested in IT
CTS - Careless, Talking and Sleeping
WIPRO - Weak Input, Poor &Rubbish Output
HCL - Hidden Costs & Losses
TCS - Totally Confusing Solutions
INFOSYS - Inferior Offline System
IBM - Implicitly Boring Machines
BPO - Bones Puled Out

Press down 2 c d best company in INDIA with high profits........























TASMAC - Technically Advanced Solution and Mechanically Automated Computation

So choice is urs...

Post #638

Successful person can never be defeated by problems!They become masters of the situation and defeat the problems!Wish you success

Post #637

"Knowing is not enough we must apply"

"Willing is not enough we must do"

-Bruce Lee

Post #636

LIFE means....
L : Love
I : Incidents
F : Friends
E : Emotions....

If F miss in life
then LIFE becomes "LIE"
So never 4get ur frnds

Post #635

"God never give wrong judgment,
All difficulties are for our improvement.
Calmly & quietly do ur assignment,
u'll reach ur goal."

Post #634

"I was a drop out, now i own microsoft.My mates who studied with me are my employees" - Bill Gates....

NEVER GIVE UP

Post #633

Luv means 668437

Advice means 8322437

Anytime means 3743637

Life means 847455

But frnd means 968 only


Type these numbers in dictionary mode and u'll know wat i said....

Amazing rite?

Post #632

Avalai ninaithu en manathil kadhalai vidaithaen....

Amoga vilaichal.....
















"EN MUGATHIL DHAADI"

Post #631

"Accepting every victory with a humble heart and every defeat with a gracious mind is the best way to live in this world"

Post #630

If Billgates bcums directorwat wil b d movie names!!!!

1. Chinna program Priya program
2. Tally'ukku mariyadhai
3. .Net s/o Microsoft
4. Dataraja DBMS
5. Laptop Kondaen
6. Kaalamellam UPS Vaazhga
7. Yen Password thaan yenakku mattum thaan
8. Thoti java
9. Windows yellam Vasantham
10.Sillunu oru e-mail
11. Idhu oru chatting kaalam
12. Thulluvatho mouse
13. Connecting arasan 23rd processor
14. Yenakku dvd unakku cd.....

Post #629

BSE - BOMBAY SE EXIT
NSE - NATION SE EXIT
NIFTY - NO INCOME FOR THIS YEAR
F/O - FUTURE OVER
FII - FRAUD INTERNATIONAL INVESTORS

Post #628

Calender le thethi kilikkarathu mukkiam illai,
kizhicha thedhi la naama enna kizhichom ebathu thaan mukkiam...

Post #627

D most beautiful words tat i've ever read.....
"I never stopped luving. Mayb i just stopped showing it"......

Post #626

In the PAST, nobody had a watch but everyone had TIME.....

Now everyone has watch but NOBODY has TIME.......

Post #625

Danush : Nalla vela yenakku payyan porandhan....
Aiswarya : Y?
Danush : Illana unga appan adhukkum jodiya nadichiduvan......

Post #624

Producer : Padathoda perai kettathume youngsters ellorum adichi pidichi odi varanum. Apadi oru title sollunga.

Director : "CAMPUS INTERVIEW"

Post #623

Thalai kunindhu unnai paarthaen...!
Indru palar ennai thalai nimirndhu paarkka seithai...!
















"PUTHAGAM"
Have a determinative day

Post #622

Wen u were born there was a heavy rain. Do u know y?
















Bcoz sky and stars were crying for losing a cute star.....

but i'm lucky 2 have this cute star as my frnd.....

Post #621

6 ways to b happy.....

1. Free ur heart from hate

2. Free ur mind from worry

3. Live simple

4. Expect less

5. Always smile

6. DONT SEE TO OTHERS

Post #620

6 things boys do in xam hall....









1. Counting number of girls

2. Sighting the lady supervisor

3. Counting the number of doors and windows

4. Seeing the brand name of the pen

5. Feeling for wasting yesterday's night

6. Feeling to study well for next xam.....









6 things girls do in xam hall




















1. Write

2. Write

3. Write

4. Write

5. Write

6. Write






Boyz always rockzzzz

Post #619

Virumbum nenjangal arugil irundhalenna tholaivil irundhalenna?
Tholaiyatha ninaivugal ullavarai tholaivum vegu arugil thaan....

Post #618

Who is the true indian?

Ans : Rajiv Gandhi...

bcoz he is d only leader who followed
"ALL INDIANS R MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS"
and married a foreign women.....

Post #617

Yentha oru manithanum thedi thedi alaindhaalum thirumbavum kidaikkadha ore simmasanam thain karuvarai...!

So luv ur mother.....

Post #616

Deep emotions come out from the heart, but the deepest emotions come out from the eyes as TEARS. So show them only for those who are worth it...!

Post #615

Do u know the meaning of morning?

Morning means
ONE MORE INNINGS GIVEN BY GOD TO PLAY AND WIN WHAT YOU MISSED YESTERDAY..............

So good morning!
Have a nice day....

Post #614

Is sms me chand dhund kar dikhao
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Aahan bangaye na bewakof. Sms karne wale ki tasveer thode ati haa kbhi sms mein....

Post #613

Those who make u smile, thank them!
Those who would make u cry, tolerate them!
But those who make u smile wen tears r in ur eyes, LUV dem....!

Post #612

I put 1 rupee coin in temple and prayed for a smart and intelligent frnd.

Then god gifted u to me and said,











"INDHA KAASUKKU IVALO THAAN........"

Post #611

What is Globalisation?


Nice xample is Diana's death...



An english princess with an egyptian boyfrnd in a german car driven by a dutch driver crashes in a french tunnel while being chassed by italian press reporters on japanese bikes, treated by portugese doctors with brazilian medicine.

huhhhhhhh....

Dis sms was written by an indian on a chinese phone and reading by south african monkey in his/her korean mobile......

Post #610

Lets play a game....





Its very interesting.....






Ready....?




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START.......



Yenna start????????
Stupid, nightla yena vilaiyaatu vendi kadakudhu? Poi thoongu......
GUD NITE

Post #609

"A dog will not hurt you, if you beat it with a bone".

So use the right weapon to handle people....

Post #608

SUPER MESSAGE























































































IRUNTHA ANUPPU.....

Post #607

Frnds i'm collecting Gandhiji's photos.
Give your contribution 2 my collection.




A small condition.....






















The picture must be on 500 and 1000 rupees note....

Post #606

Ishq me brbadi na karva lena, apni mummy ke arman khak me na mila dena, jo paise ghar se sabji lene ko diye hai, unse recharge na krva lena.

Post #605

Teacher : Batao jo galat kaam karte hai vo kaha jate hai?
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Student : Buddha Garden mein...........!@!?

Post #604

Conductor : Maam bachon ki umar kitni hai?
Maam : 2 saal, 2.5 saal aur 3 saal.
Condustor : Maam umar chahe kam batao par GAP to theek dalo.

Post #603

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on the planet..

Be proud to say "I DONT KNOW"

Post #602

Chediyil pookum malarai vida, oru nodiyil pookum punnakaithaan azhagu....

Keep smiling

Post #601

Beta : Baap jab shadi se har aadmi tang he to fir shadi karte hi q he?
Bapu : Beta! Akkal Baadaam khaane se nahi thokar khaane se aati hai...

Post #600

Y did a lady throw out her mother-in-law?


Bcoz



Ramadev Baba told, "saans kobahar nikalo".

Post #599

When APPLE bcums red, it is ready to eat.


When a girl bcums 18, she is ready to


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VOTE!!!
Nasama poga

Inuum nee thirundalaya.....

Post #598

Wife : Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake that I prepared!
Husband : Who should i call now?Police or Ambulance?????

Post #597

Munna Bhai: Teray komaaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient : Toh mujhe konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

Post #596

Today's offer -

Dial 100 and say "Bomb in Parliament", Get a Trip to Central Jail, Food, Clothing, Housing FREE for 14 Years!

Offer Valid till 2 Days.

Post #595

Lawyer: "What is your relationship with the plaintiff?"

Witness: "She is my daughter."

Lawyer: "Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?"

Post #594

Q: Why are Egyptian's Children always confused?

A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.

Post #593

To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!

Post #592

Beautiful lines:

Unless u speak from heart, u can't touch anyone's heart.....

So b frank!!!

Speak from heart to all.

Post #591

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Post #590

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Post #589

A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study

Post #588

Congratulations!
Good news for all University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

Post #587

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Post #586

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

Post #585

Life of a student.

Wallet hai, paisa nahin.

Lecture hai, attendance nahin.

Mobile hai, balance nahin.

Exams hai, tension nahin.

Perhna hai, mood nahin.

Post #584

Q: why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of FOREIGN KEY relationships

Post #583

Joke in one word



Joke in two words

Intelligent

Joke in three words

playing chess

Joke in four words

wins the game.

Post #582

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27

She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty

"Good," says the man. "That means I must have really escaped."

Post #581

Doctor(to the patient):u seem to be recovering fast. I find u healthier today.
Patient: i followed the instruction given on the medicine bottle.
D: what instruction?
P: keep the bottle tightly closed.

Post #580

If two witches were watching two watches,
which witch would watch which watch?

Post #579

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

Post #578

If 007 is James Bond. Who is 111?






Try.............







Keep trying.....................










It is very simple......................











It is also James Bond, in Binary Form!!
We'r engineers, think differently......

Post #577

The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.

Post #576

Can u prove juice=Soap???????




ANS : From newton's 2nd law,

f = ma

Multiply 'a' on both sides.....

fa = maa

Here,
fa is soap
maa is juice

Thus juice = soap
HENCE PROVED

Yeppadi mokka?

Nalla yosinga.

Post #575

Try dis....its interesting.....



Think a number b/w 41 and 50.




Now +5




-2





+5




-3




-10




+2




Write the number on a paper....
















Adha madichi rocket utta summa zoinnnggggnu parakkum.......

Post #574

Sardar built 2 swimming pools. He left 1 of dem unfilled with water!
Why???????




















When asked he said,







"Tats for dose who don't know swimming".

Post #573

If anybody rejects ur love, don't feel for it.The moment u xpress ur luv itself u have a place in deir heart.

They will never forget in deir life.

Post #572

One who do not LOVE a GIRL before his marriage cannot LOVE his WIFE after marriage

Post #571

Husband : Tea ya di idhu..?Naai kooda kudikaadhu....
Wife : Adhaanga naaiku BOOST pootu vachirukaen.....
Husband : @.?!

Post #570

Lecturer : Nadakura semesterla nee 90% vaanganum.
Student : No sir, 100% vaanguvaen.
Lecturer : Joke adikaadha.
Student : Goyyala yaaru da first joke adichadhu.

Post #569

Eli senja velaya paaru.....














































Anupcha message ellam sapturuchu!!!!

Post #568

Teacher ask question to sardar....."Which is the big animal, Ant or Elephant?"
Sardar : "First tel DOB of those 2 animals...."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post #567

AEROPLANE - Wright brothers

BICYCLE - Macmillan

MICROPHONE - Graham Bell

TELESCOPE - Galileo

ELECTRO LAMP - Edison.....

EXAM - Mavane avan mattum kaila maatatum, avan sethaan.....

Post #566

Khushnaseeb hai aap, jo hum aapki dosti ko itna sidat se chahate hai,

Varna hum vo sakhs hai, jo khwabo me bhi appointment se aate hai...

Post #565

Dua karte hai hum sar jhuka kar a dost tu manjil ko paye
kabhi teri raho me andhera aaye to roshni ke liye khuda hame jalaye

Post #564

Wo yaro ki mehfil, wo muskurate pal,
Dil se juda hai apna bita hua Kal,
Kabhi jindagi guzjarti thi Waqt bitane me,
Aaj waqt guzar jata hai chand kagaj ke note kamane me..

Post #563

kuchh beete hue lamho se mulakat hui
kuchh tute hue sapno se baat hui
yaad jo karne baithe un tamam yado ko
to apki hi yaado se shuruat hui

Post #562

A gift to girl friend that half comes backs to you?
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LIPSTICK

Post #561

When are you going to marry me?
I can't live without you.
I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl..

Post #560

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds …

Open ur eyes!

Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 secs in thinking of a fool

Post #559

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
Take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From

Post #558

50 years from now, I'd be so old I might forget u.
I might not remember ever knowing u, or might forget I once cared for u.
I might.. But I won't.

Post #557

Do u ever recall the first day we met?
R first hello?
The day we became friends?
Well, I do and I will always remember.
For that very day, I knew I'd cherish u.

Post #556

Thank you for touching my life in ways u may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like u -
A precious gift from God!

Post #555

I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling,
But I realized that loving a friend is even better.
We lose people we love, but v never lose true friends.

Post #554

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

HAROLD : A teacher.

Post #553

TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.”

MILLIE : I is…

TEACHER : No, Millie….. Always say, “I am.”

MILLIE : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

Post #552

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

Post #551

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS : Maria!

Post #550

Missed calls reaches THE MOBILE...!
Received calls reaches the EYES...!
But my little sms reaches UR BEAUTIFUL EYES AND HEART to say have a gr8 day.........

Post #549

"The gr8 thing a little lamp can do which the big sun cannot do is, it gives light wen it is nite. No one issuperior by SIZE, but by PURPOSE!!"

Post #548

Press down to c my heart....


































Yevlo suthama irukku paathingala...?

Post #547

Naan anupiya msg'a delete seithaal.!
Udambula kai irukkum,
kaal irukkum,
mooku irukkum,
thala irukkum,
aana...
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Padikuradhukku msg irukaadhu......!
Aiyo Aiyo....

Yenga logica purinchikka matengiraangaley......

Post #546

An olympic shooter wins gold and govt givs him 3crore n awards.
Another shooter dies fighting wid terrorists and govt pays his family 5 lacs....

GR8 INDIA???????

Post #545

Lovable things that everyone like:
-> Touching d fingers of a newly born child.....
-> Speaking wid an old frnd on saturday morn....
-> Waiting 4 a call or msg from lovable ones wen v r alone.....
-> Walking alone in a silent road at night.
-> Riding a bike in highways while raining.....

Life cums once, so njoy these feelings!!!

Post #544

Nature has given u a face.....
But u have to provide the expression...!B careful..!
Ur each xpression will leave an impression in others heart.....

Post #543

LOVE : Temporary illness curable by marriage wth some other boy or girl.
BOSS : Sum1 who is early wen u r late and late wen u r early.
CIGARETTE : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
DIVORCE : Future tense of marriage.
LECTURE : The art of transforming a conscious person to subconcious state.
GENIUS : U know my name, rite????

Post #542

Sometimes what you want is not what you get, but in the end wat you get is so much better than wat u wanted....!
Life is beautiful...!!!!

Post #541

Frndship is like a buk,
It takes a few sec to burn but takes years to print.....
So prevent it carefully and never let it burn....

Post #540

Wen u pray god hears more than u say,
he answers more than u ask,
he give more than u imagine.
But in his own time and way!!!!
But he will give surely.......

Post #539

Beauty and colors may attract the eyes!!!!

But only a smile will catch the attention f hearts...!

Post #538

"Don't xpect ur frnd to b a perfect person, but help ur frnd to bcum a perfect person"........

Post #537

If you like me or hate me, both are advantage for me.
If u like me i'll b in ur heart.
If u hate me i'll b in ur mind.
Anyway i'm always wid u......

Post #536

"Do not worry if others do not understand you.
Worry if u can't understand them."

-Lenin

Post #535

Doctor : Sorry to say! Both ur kidneys have failed...
Sardar : No prblm. I will study hard and make them pass....!!

Post #534

Ungalukku adikadi sms anupi thontharavu panrenaa???....
Don't worry..

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"Appadi thaan pannuvaen"

Post #533

What is BE?

80gb syllabus
80mb we study
80kb we remember
80bytes we answer
binary marks we get

the final degree finally we get is BE ie....

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Post #532

Koduramana Mokkai -

3 cockroaches r walking on d road. Suddenly 1 of dem starts singing "Paartha mudhal naale", other 2 die. Y?






Bcoz its a HIT song.....

Post #531

Parents to a college watchman : Is this college good?
Watchman : Probably the best bcoz i did my engineering here and got immediate placement......

Post #530

Girls Phsycology!!

Fraud with innocent boys,
Fun with handsome boys,
Frndship with charming boys,
Contact with intelligent boys,
Flirt with freaky boys,
Love with faithful boys
And in the end marry a rich boy.....

Post #529

Boy : Amma antha red color vedi vedicha nalla satham varuma..?
Amma : Ada naasama poravaney...Athu gas cylinder da....

Post #528

Xam remix song-[TRY OUT WID TUNE TO NJOY]

June ponal, November semester,
Adhuvum ponal, adutha semester,
Pass aachi, fail ilaiye,
Fail aachi pass ilaiye,
Semester enpathu kaiyil illai,
question enbathu paiyil illai,
BIT mattumay kaiyil micham undu.

Thola motha semester yaarukaga,
motha semester un bitukaaga thaan anbe.....

Post #527

Hey if u r free can u cal and talk to me nw...A big misunderstanding here....My frnd wants to talk to u. He is not bleieving me wen i said monkeys can talk.

Post #526

Once a woodcutter went to the city...Suddenly all the girls started following him....Guess y?

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Post #525

"Others laughed bcoz i'm different.I laughed bcoz all r d same" - Swami Vivekanada

Post #524

Press down 4 times...



2 times..

Press 4 times....



Again 6 times.....





Sonathellam ketkura aparam yean unnai loosunnu solranga?????

Post #523

Santa baraf ka tukra hath mei le kar gaur se dekh raha tha. Kisine pucha kya raha ho? Santa bola dekh raha hun kileak kahan se ho raha he......

Post #522

I wish tat u visualize a sweet multi sequential form of idiosyncrasy occuring benevolenthy in d meritorious piece of cerebral brain.....In short GN.....

Post #521

Never design ur character like a GARDEN where anyone can walk....
Dsign it like SKY where everyone aspire to reach it....

Post #520

Judge : Y did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her luver?
Man : Ur honour, its easier 2 shoot a woman onc, than shooting a man every month.

Post #519

TRUE LOVE SONG FOR ALL......

BazigarOBazigar,
Teri mummy ko razi kar
Tune dil mera toda
Maine fevicolSejoda
Mera mera fevicolKa paisa vapas kar
BazigarObazigar

Post #518

A daughter announced her engagement. Her father asked "Does dis guy hav any money?"
Daughter : Ohh daddy! U men r all alike, tats xactly wat he asked abt u....

Post #517

U know y god made
eyes in pair,
ears in pair,
hands in pair,
legs in pair
&
heart as single?????

itz just 2 find a herat of ur choice & make a pair.....

Post #516

A gud relation does not depend on hw good understanding v hav....

But it depends on hw better v avoid misunderstandings....

Post #515

Close ur eyes.....

relax ur body and stop breathing as long as u can...

Now breathe...

I miss u as much as u missed d air......

Post #514

A blind man was beggin in new york st with a board written "I am blind, Help me".

Once a guy passin tat side took his board and wrote sumthin. From tat tym d blind man got heavy collection. Any guess wat he wrote?

"2day is a beautiful day but i can't c it"

Tats d power of xpression. It can change many things.

Post #513

A single spelling mistake tat cozd a divorce!!

A man went to goa and sent a msg 2 wife-"having d most amazng & wndrful time. Wish u were HER"!!!!

Post #512

Alagana kaalai poluthu!

Sudana coffee!

Freshaana kuliyal!

Konjam Sombal!

Konjam suru surupu!

And?

My...Kutty SMS!
Have a gr8 day

Post #511

Read it carefully. I'm sure tat u'll not judge the climax.....

Mom : Wake up, son. It is time to go to school.
Son : Y amma? I don't want to go to school.
Mom : Give me 2 reasons y u do not wanna go to school.
Son : One, all d children hate me. Two, all teachers hate me.
Mom : Oh!!!tats not a reason. Cum on, u have to go to school.
Son : Give me 2 reasons y i should go to school?
Mom : One, u r 52yrs old and two, u r d principal of d school.

Post #510

"Panner vaasanai thaan.!!.

Aanal etthanai perukku theriyum..athu oru rojavin kanneer endru.!.

Post #509

"Losing after a try is closer to a victory; Victory without a try is equal to a loss"....



So keep tryin, b inspired and it'll do wonders.....

Post #508

1 lepord is chasing 1 deer...A person jumps in between deer and lepord then saves the deer.....Whos tat person gues....


No need to guess.....This type of comedies r always done by our gr8 comedy actor Vijay....
Its villu trailer.....

Post #507

1. First indianrupee was released by "Sher Shah".
2. Afganistan has no "train service".
3. American National Anthem was composed by a "Russian".
4. American president's car number will always be "100".
5. Dolphin can swin 35 miles per hour.

Post #506

When you give place for sentiments in ur life, u'll b cheated by others very often - ADOLF HITLER

Post #505

Hi!!!!

Where r u?
R u free 2morrow?
Can u cum?bcoz 2morrow we are opening a new "MENTAL HOSPITAL"and v need a "MENTAL PATIENT" 4 inaugaration...

Posr #504

Life is more strict than a teacher.


A teacher teaches lesson and then keeps the exam.
But life keeps the exam first and then teaches the lesson......

Post #503

Watever happens 2 ur day just relax and manage to make a smile. Life is not a problem 2 b solved, but a gift to b njoyed. Make everyday ur best day!!!!

Post #502

24 vayasu varai bus conductara irundavar - Super star RAJINIKANTH !!!!

Padathuku padam kastapattu nadikiravar KAMAL

Rs. 1500ku 2 wheeler mechanicaa velai paarthavar ultimate star AJITH

1st dubbing artist ah irunthu kastapattu hero aanavar CHIYAN VIKRAM!!!

From the date of birth till today, aapan kasula valanthu 10p kooda layaku illatha orey aalu namma tharuthala nee thaaan........

Post #501

Thousands of years have gone people doin algebra and guess wat....????





'x' is still unknown.

Post #500

Head & Heart theory :
"To handle urself use ur head. To handle others use ur heart.Also don't loose head in success and heart in failure"

Post #499

Son : I wana tel u sumthing
Dad : Its not gud 2 talk while eating


[After eating]


Dad : Now tell me
Son : There was a Cockroach in your food.



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Post #498

Truth of life !!!!

Wat is STATUS?


"Spending money whichwe don't have, to but things which we dont need, to impress people whom we don't know"



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Post #497

Teacher ask the student, wats you future?
Ram : Bcum a IAS
Kumar : Bcum a doctor
Preethi : Bcum a best mother
Ramesh : Preethikku naan guaranty...!

Post #496

Confident and hardwork is the best medicine to kill the disease called FAILURE.


It makes u a successful person.

Post #495

2 terrorists were having a discussion in a bar.

A guy walks in & askes dem, wat d discussions abt?

Terrorists : "We are planning to kill 14 crore people & donkey"
Guy : Why a donkey?

Then 1 terrorist tells the other, "C i told u, nobody will care about 14 crore people"....

This is d world.....

Post #494

Every failure is a lesson - learn well.
Every success is a battle - fight well
every frnd is unvaluable - keep it safe

Post #493

Naan vaangiya mudhal autograph
Uthadugalal yen kannathil kaiyezhuthu potta
Yen ammavin anbu mutham!!!!

Post #492

ABCD elorukkum therindalum indha mathiri yaarukkum theriyaadhu!...
A - Aristocrat
B - Bagpiper
C - Colconda
D - Director Special
E - Eight PM
F - Fun Drop
G - Golden Eagle
H - Haywards
I - Imperial Blue
J - Jhonie Walker
K - Kingfisher
L - Lime Drop
M - Monitor
N - Nicolas No1
O - Old Monk
P - Peter Scotch
Q - Queen
R - Royal Stag
S - Signature
T - Teacher's Scot
U - Uni Boul
V - Vat 69
W - White hall
X - XXX Rum
Y - Yankey
Z - Zingaro


By Unmaiyana indiya kudimagan...!

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Post #491

Forgiveness :-
Wen its not given in rite time, or wen its not asked in rite time.. u'll miss something/someon precious in ur life.....!

Post #490

If u have reason for liking someone, then you are using your mind, but if you like someone for no reason, then you are using your heart.

Post #489

Jony Jony S papa!
There is no msg Y papa?
Remove ur SIMcard quick papa!
Put ur cel in well papa!
Clap ur hands ...ha ha ha....

Post #488

Future is not what we planned for 2morrow....! It is the result of what we do today....!

Do the best in present...!Enjoy the future....!

Post #487

Which is the 27th letter of english alphabet?



Are you looking for the answer????
Very good. Entha school rasa nee????

Post #486

"Never forget a person who has been with you to wipe ur tears when u get someone who made u laugh for few seconds"

Post #485

"Fallen flowers can't climb back"

So do not think past,
love the present...
live for future...

Always live like tomorrow comes today!!!

Post #484

Vittu...Vittu...Thudikkum...

ENN IDAYATHIL vidamal thudikkum.....un ninaivugal...
Yendrum natpudan
UR FRND

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Post #483

Sirikum kangalum
Rasikum ulamum
Malarum mugamum
Indru pol Yendrum nilaithirukavaazhthukkal......

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Post #482

Husband asks, do u know d meaning of WIFE?
It means "Without Information Fighting Everytime"


Wife on hearing this says, it could also mean -


"WITH IDIOT FOR EVER"

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Post #481

Boy : Un veetukku poyirunthaen, inimel namakku kalyanam aakumunu enakku thonala.
Girl : Yenga? appava parthingala?
B : Illa un thangachiya paarthaen....
G : ???????????

Post #480

Natpu enbathu sediyil pookum malaralla, ore naalil malarnthu uthirnthu viduvadharku...adhu vaanil pookum vinmeen, vaanam ullavarai nilaithirukkum....

Post #479

Expecting FULL attendance in college is like Expecting NAMITHA 2 cum in a chudithar 4 d whole film wid SIMBU and directed by S.J.SURYA.!.!...

Post #478

Everyday,
Everywhere,
Everytime I may not b wid u.

But

My thinking,
My care
My messages,
My prayers and
My lovely wishes are always wid u

.

Post #478

Aaj apne dil k derwaze humare liye khol do,
Jo kuch he dil me bus bol do,
agar humara sms acha nahi he to


isi waqt apna mobile tod do

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Post #477

Ye zndgi ek moh-maya hai,
Jivan mei he 1hum hai jo bhulte nahi he apko,
Or 1aap he jo kehte he


phir kambakt ka msg aya hai

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Post #476

Teacher : What is ur father?
Student : ICS in summer and PCS in winter.
T : Wats dat?
S : "Ice Cream Seller" in summer and "Pakoda Chat Seller" in winter.

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Post #475

A Quality Engineer married an average girl...
After 2 years of tough life with her,
finally Engineer got angry and sent a note to his father-in-law stated,

"YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS"


The smart father-in-law replies,
"WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE"

.

Post #474

Chinna kovangal, chella sandaigal, chinnadha oru thnx, perisa oru sorry, sila nera pirivu, vegu nera sandipu.....


all dese shortly defines the word "FRIEND"


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Post #473

"I say and u listen is a good frndship"

"U say and i listen is a better frndship"

but
"I dont say and u understand is real frndship"


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Post #472

Sardar1 : "Tonic " Sapidum poodhu room kadhavaiyean close pandrae!
Sardar2 : Doctor thaan "ARAI MOODI" tonic kudikka sonnaaru.....




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Post #471

Wife : Ennanga ladies maadiri serial paathukittu ipidi azhareenga?
Husband : Loosea nalla paarudee, idhu namma kalyana CD.....




.

Post #470

Do you know y java teachers don't give homework?



Ans : Coz its a rule dat every java prgm must b written inside a class...

Post #469

I have to Diamonds to give you...
I have no Pearls to give you....
But i have 2 nice little words to give you.....


"TAKE CARE"

Post #468

Fall in river...! there is always a boat...
Fall in wel....dere is always a rope....
But don't ever fall in luv...dere is no hope...!

Post #467

5 important lessons to learn from a humble pencil...
1st it tells u tat everything u do wil always leave a mark.
2nd u can always correct d mistakes u make.
3rd wat is important is wat is inside u and not outside u.
4th in life u will undergo painful sharpenings which will make u better in wat ever u do.

Lastly, to b d best u must allow urself to beheld and guided by the hand tat holds u...!

Post #466

Sweet person talk from vodafone
Luvers talk from airtel
Busy person talk from Aircel
Beauties talk from BSNL
but
Brilliatns never talk.....

They send only sms....

Post #465

BARna kudi
SCHOOLna padi
FIGHTna adi
STRIKEna Kal adi
COLLEGEna cut adi
THEATREna visil adi
BOREna yen sms padi

Post #464

Irul yenbathal Yaarum karuvaraiyai verupathum illai
Nimmathi yenbathal yarum kalaraiyai verumbuvathillai.....
Tats life.....

Post #463

Beer ponguvathu pole, un vaalvil magilchi pongattum.
Cigaratte Pugai pole, un pugal Paravattum.


By Endha Ketta palakamum illatha nallavargal sangam.....

Post #462

A frnd must b :

70% Funny
75% Sweet
80% Caring
90% Loving
and.....


100% Smart and talented.


So don't mis me....

Post #461

In our life 6 things can cum at any tym:
1. Luv
2. Frndship
3. Money
4. Death
5. Illness
6. ???





6. Susu.

Isliye karke sona. Ok? Good nite.....

Post #460

10 murai vilunthu vittaen endru kavalai padathey.
9 murai elunthu nindraen endru perumai padu.

Tats d spirit of life.....

Post #459

Hitlers Law :

"If u can solve ur problem den wat is d need of worrying?
If u cannot solv it den wats d use of worrying?"

Think again......

Post #458

Exams r like galfrnds :
1. Too many questions
2. Difficult to understand
3. More xplanation is needed
4. Result is always doubtful

Post #457

A luver givs luv
A father givs protection
A mother givs life

Bt a real frnd givs beautiful gals cel no.
Dats frndship tym 2 prove it.

Send fast........

Post #456

Interviewer to sardar : Tell me something about urself....
Sardar : [He keeps thinking "Enga poonalum ithaiye kekkuraanga, yaaru antha yourself?"]

Post #455

Blood and frnd have only one difference?

That is blood enters into heart & flow out. But frnd enters into heart & stay inside forever....

Post #454

Height of honesty :

Sitting in an xam hall, opening a bit, memorisin d answer den writing it widout cing!!!!

Post #453

"If frndship is ur weakest pt den u r d strongest person in d world..."
By Abraham Lincoln

Post #452

"Live to xpress urself and nt to impress sum1 else!"

Post #451

Voice is MELODY

Behavior is COFFEEBITE

Feeling IS KITKAT

Mind is MUNCH

Messages are ECLAIRS

U are totally 5 STAR

So sweet...

Post #450

Do you know y July and August have 31 days continously?
All months are named after GREEK emperors!Julius & Augastius, were lovable friends! So julius(july) gave equal importance 2 his frnd agastius(august)! So both have 31 days!!!!
Frndship is always gr8......

Post #449

Man found his wife having affair. He decided 2 kill himself and wife. Man ne apne kan pe pistol lagai or wife ko bola 'kush mat ho...agla number tera hai'....

Post #448

Aaj didar kal yaar parso pyar phir ikras aur phir-intzar phir-takrar phir darar saari mehnat-bekar aur akhir me ek aur devdas at beerbar...

Post #447

Sacrifice is greater dan luv
Character is greater dan beauty
Humanity is greater dan wealth
but nothing is greater dan our frndship....

Post #446

Kovilil alagia silaigal anithum asaymal irukka oru silai mattum nagara kandaen. "Ennaval", kovilai sutri varumpodhu....

Post #445

Wife - Itni raat tak kaha gayethe?
Sardar - Film dekhne "Maa ka pyaar"
Wife - To ab andar chal kar ek aur film dekh lo..."BIWI KA MAAR"

Post #444

Hum paagal apke picche
Aap paagal kisi or k picche
Koi or paagal hamre picche
Wo b paagal kisi or k picche


Saare paagal aage pichhe...

Post #443

The best environment day slogan..."Save Earth, dis is d only planet wid gals!!!"

Post #442

Getting up late. Having a relaxed coffee. Late breakfast. Lying watching TV. Having lunch slowly. Small nap till evening. Getting with frnds\family and spend quality tym. Small dinner. Getting to bed with hope wont all days b like a beautiful sunday....

Post #441

As d thief was leaving d house, d child woke up and said 2 d thief:"Take my school bag also, else i'll wake up my mom.....

Post #440

U Vs I

Naan - NeruppuNee - Aduppu

Naan - AagayamNee - Vengayam

Naan - IrumbuNee - Thurumbu

Tension aagadhey...Neeyum fwd pannikko...ok?

Post #439

Sum1 asked me hw long wil u both b frnds. I remained silent, bcoz i didnt know wen is my death.....

Post #438

Life is like water, if you block one side it takes other turn to continue its journey. So don't stop your journey with one failure. Keep trying.....

Post #438

1 waqt tha apke sms aise ate the jaise kisi ne apki khopri pe pistol ruhki hui hai or apse sms karwa rha hai? magar ab lagta hai goli mar di....

Post #437

Why we have so many temples if god is everywhere?Ans : Air is everywhere. But we need a fan to feel it.

Post #436

Frndship is not valued by d number of days of meetings....It is valued by the number of seconds d heart beats wid desire to meet....

Post #435

Virubhi poonal vilagi poogum....
Vilagi poonal virumbi varum....
Vilagi poovathai don't care .....
Virumbi varuvathai take care.....
Tats real life....

Post #434

Raavan : Dr. Mujhe loose motion ho gaya hai. Kaafi saalon se ye taklif ho raha hai,

Dr : Hogi hi, tumhari incoming lines 10 hai & outgoing sirf 1....

Post #433

Bhind every successful student...dere is a brilliant lecturer....
Incase of failed student...dere is a ...?

Beautiful lecturer.....

Post #432

Adigam paassam vaippavargalai kaalam pirithu vidum...Pavam adharku theriyaadhu....Pirivu paasathai adhigamaakum yendru...!

Post #431

"Nanbargal" pirivathillai...Pirivatharkku avarkal uravugal alla, unarvugal...

Post #430

Passenger : Maduraikku "Thuru" bus irukka...?
Conductor : Illai "Paint" adicha bus thaan irukku...
Passenger : ...?????????

Post #429

I luv 3 frnds
1 is the moon
2 is the sun
3 is "U"

"Sun" for "day time"
"Moon" for "night time"
"U" for "lifetime" as my dear friend

Post #428

Don't misunderstand d person who shows anger on u...
Bcoz anger is d most easiest n childish way to xpress d deep luv and frndship....

Post #427

Every garden must have a rose
Every sweet face must have a smile
Every grass must have dew
Every good person must have a good frnd like me....!

Post #426

Best present 2 b given
2 frnd : HONESTY
2 enemy : FORGIVENESS
2 parents : CARE
2 god : OUR LIFE
2 me :



1. Apple iphone(16gb)
2. Vedio Ipod(80gb)
3. Sony Laptop

Post #425

Poovaga irunthalum...athil punnagai irunthal than alagu...
natpaga irunthalum....adhil neengal irunthal than alagu....

Post #424

Munna : Circuit, A note k upar jo gandhiji he wo hamesha haste q rehta h?
Circuit : Bhai hasn padenga, agar royenge to note bhig jayega na????

Post #423

Kitne b dur jao, humse chup na paoge, zindigi k har mod pe hume paoge, chahe kitne b msg delete karo, subah inbox me fir hume paoge...

Post #422

Frndship is a 1way road to b travelled by 2, wid hand in hand, to care, to share, to forgive, to luv, to say silently "I'm always wid u"....

Post #421

Thendralai nesipaen puyal varum varai!
Poovai nesipaen vaadum varai!
Nilavai nesipaen vidiyum varai!
Un natpai nesipaen en uyir ulla varai!!

Post #420

Jab sms karte ho to PostMan lagte ho, Jab kush hote ho to DobberMan lagte ho,





Gussa aya???



Olle....Olle...

Le BISCUIT khale!

Post #419

"Kastangalai istappattu Eatrukoll...!! - NEE ISTAPPATTATHU KASTAMILLAMAL unnai vanthuserum, miga periya "VETRI"yaaga..!

Post #418

Read dis slowly:
"LIFEISNOWHERE"

What did u read?

Life is no where (or)
Life is now here

Just a beautiful line to say life depends on the way we luk....

Post #417

Life is kismat konctin ven it ends
jane tu ya jane na so lets do
thoda pyar thoda magic who knows LOVESTORY 2050 cms in ur life n mks ur lyf jannat.

Post #416

Naan oru oviyan..!
Aanal Nam natpai varaiya mudiyavillai..!
Yen theriyuma?
Rojavai varaindhu vidalaam....adhanVAASATHAI yeppadi varaiya mudiyum?

Post #416

Fish said to water: "Your cannot see my tears bcoz i'm in u.
Water replied : "But i can feel ur tears bcoz u r in me....
Tatz frndship....

Post #415

Road has speed limits.
Bank has money limit.
Xam has tym limit.
Building has height limit.
But luv has NO limit.....
only...







Reveet......

Post #414

Some touching quotes:
-> Those whom we luv d most have d ability 2 hurt us d most...
-> Loneliness is better than a loveless lover....
-> It is better 2 understand a little than 2 misunderstand a lot...
-> d deepest feelings always show itself in silence...
-> deres no true luv widout jealousy....
-> A thing lost is valued the most....

Post #413

In a battle camp, a soldier prepares to go bring his wounded frnd back from d field. His captain sasy "No use, ur frnd wil b dead mostly". But d soldier still goes and brings back his frnd. Cing the dead body, d captain says "I told u its not woth it.He's dead". D soldier replies "No sir, it was really worth it. When i got to him, my frnd saw me, smiled and said his last words..."Man i knew u'll cum...""

Tats gr8.........

Post #412

Anger is the condition in which the tongue work faster than mind......

Smile is an action which makes everything work faster except tongue......

So always keep smiling....

Post #411

Tajmahal kattuvadharkku munaadi andha idathil yenna irundhudhu theriyuma??????



























Intha mathiri thaan Gaaliya irundhudhu............

Post #410

Kallil sethukia kadavullai vida...karuvil sumantha annaiye muthal kadavul....

Love ur mother more and more and more than anyone...

Post #409

"Do or Die" is an old concept....
"Do it b4 u Die" is a new concept...!

Wish u all success!!!!

Post #408

HEIGHT OF BRAVERY : Entering late in the class without permission...and saying to the teacher
"HEY SWEETY CARRY ON...DON'T STOP 4 ME!!!"

Post #407

"Patience and politeness is not a peron's weakness, it is a reflection of a person's inner strength"....

GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!!!!

Post #406

Wen u lift d phone u say "HELLO"...

Do u know wat is d real meaning of HELLO?

It is d name of a girl!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!

Do u know who d girl is????

She is the girlfriend of Grahmbell who invented d telephone....

One can forget d name of Grahmbell but not his girlfriend's..

Thats love....
GOOD MORNING

Post #405

Thermometers r d only things dat can get DEGREE widout studying.....
Cha........!!!!!!!!!
Thermometer'ave poranthurkalaam.!!

By feverla kooda theevirama yosikkum sangam....
Good Morning....

Post #404

Nilam illai....
Neer illai...
Ver illai....
Chedi illai.....


Aanal,


Yeppadi poothadhu?????


nam manathil




"NATPU"

GOOD NIGHT

Post #403

Smile to old people mean RESPECT.
Smile to kids INNOCENCE
Smile to lover mean LOVE
Smiling in front of mobile means MENTAL PROBLEM.....

Still smiling???

O god..................

Post #402

Apki dosti hame itni pasand hai. Jaise ullou ko raat, dentist kodat aur gadhe ko laat, raja ko gaddi kutte ko haddi aur aur aur nange ko chaddi............

Post #401

Y do v make frnds?

Coz dey understand jst hy lukin in our eyes....

Coz u can say smthin stupid or xpose ur deepest secrets to dem...

Post #400

"A raindrop may luk too small...But somewhere a thirsty flower awaits its fall..."
SMS seems too small...But a sending heart always remembers u a lot....

GOOD NIGHT

Post #399

Write a c prgm about girlfrnds....

#include
#include
#include
void main()
{int girlfrnds;
int money;clearheart();
while(money!=0)
{
girlfrnds++;
money--;
}
}

GOOD AFTERNOON

Post #398

Imagine life without me...



















Khali khali hai na?Aaji hum hai hi aise....

Post #397

Girl : Dear...hum kaha ja rahe hai?
Boy : Long drive par darling.
Girl : pahle Q nahi bataya?
Boy : Abhi to pata cha jab break fail hua....

Post #396

1kudi akeli jaarahi thi.1munda samne se aaraha ta, 2no bilkul pas agaye.
Munda side hogaya, kudi chali gayi mral-harkoi teri tarh kamina nai hota

Post #395

Jiska ek smile par hai duniya fida...,jis se dil hona chahe juda.....jiska style hai la-jawaab...unhi ka sms padh rahe hai....Aap janab!!!!!!

Post #394

Atleast once in a day all ppl in dis world will stand on a single leg. Guess wen????



WHILE WEARING UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!

Post #393

Har yug me aisa hota hai, har student ishq me khota hai, Padhai reh jati hai sirf dikhave ki, aur fir haal-e-dil marksheet par bayan hota hai

Post #392

Frndship doesnt require so much of effort. Even wen all r busy wid deir own lives, a simple sms reminds tat frnds r not forgotten.

Post #391

Luv is not only made for luvers, it is also made for true frnds. A true frnd is 1 step bigger than a luver. GOOD NIGHT

Post #390

Medical & Engg coll principals argued tat deir students r fearless. Medical collprincy called d student and ordered to jump in sea full of sharks. They said ok and jumped.
Med princy : C d guts...
Engg coll princy cal his students and told dem to jump. Dey said "Mudiyaadhu poda!"Engg princy : C d guts?????

Post #389

Few amazing facts:
* Averagely woman uses 7000 words a day, wereas men uses only 2000.
* There r 412 Doors in the White House.
* The world's cleanest air is in Tasmania.
* In its entire lifetime, the worker bee produces 1/12th of a teaspoon of honey.
* Tomatoes are actually a type of berry.
* The common Silkworm has 11brains but will use only 5 of them.
* Only 7 of population are left handed.

Post #388

Sometimes ur existence gives hopes to 1 person. Your smile may be a pearl 4 sum1. Ur presence may b desired of 1 who luvs u.So value urself.

GOOD MORNING

Post #387

People like you are only one in a BILLION, So you better take care of yourself coz i am not in a moodto search another billion for a friend like you....

GOOD MORNING

Post #386

EYES : to look at you
HAND : to pray for you
MIND : to remember you
HEART : to take care of you
AND
AND
AND
AND
AND
LEGS : to kick you if you are still sleeping.
CUTE MORNING

Post #385

SUN TV-la
JAYA TV-la
VIJAY TV-la
SURIYAN FM-la
E MAIL-la
POST-la
NEWS PAPER-la

sollalamnu nenachaen....
Aana finance problem....So SMS-la solluraen.
GUD MORNING

Post #384

2 eyes r best frnds. Both will blink 2gether, move 2gether, c n sleep 2gether. But if dey c a girl onle 1 will blink.

MORAL - A girl can break any relation.

Post #383

If u keep ur mind open, people vil throw a lot of rubbish into it....

Post #382

Never break 4 things in ur life.
>trust
>promise
>relation
>heart
Bcoz dey dont make noise but pains a lot!!!!!!!!!

Post #381

No 1 in d world can have a crystal clear heart. Bcoz every1's heart has some scratches scribbled by deir dear ones wid deir luv.

Post #380

The gr8 vitue in life is real courage tat knows hw to face facts and live byond dem...

Post #379

Producer : i'm gonna make a movie, can u suggest a heart-touching title???
Sardar : "Stethoscope".

Post #378

Y is tat a soldier dies happily in a battle? Y do v run to help a frnd even after a bitter quarrel? Y v feel pleasure in hurtin d 1 v luv? Y r v consoled only wen v cry to d one who made us cry?? Some defeats r some triumphtant dan victory....

Post #377

Hitler's gr8 command. "Do not compare urself wid any1 in dis world...if u do...u r insulting urself"

Post #376

True frnds r like morns, u can have dem d whole day, but u can b sure, dey wil b dere wen u wakeup 2morrow, nxt yr and forever....

Post #375

A person who can explain color to a blind man can explain anything in life!!!!!!!!!!!

Post #374

Beggar : Sir, plz give Rs for coffee...
Man : But coffee is Rs3????
Beggar : Yes, one for me and other for my girl frnd.
Man : Beggar too made a girl friend???
Beggar : No sir, girl friend made me a beggar.

Post #373

Soft speech, clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with god's luv always make u winner. Gud luck....

Post #372

A sardar and his wife went for divorce.

Judge : U have 3 kids.Hw will u divide them?

Sardar thinks...and then says "Ok, we'll cum next year with one more"

Post #371

Success is like a train. It has several coache, hardwork, focus, luck etc...
But leading all those is the engine of confidence. Be confident always.

Post #370

Normal heart ECG

_,-._/|_,-._/|_,-._/|_,-._/|_,-._/|_,-._/|_,-._/|_,-._/|

ECG when semester exams r goin on

_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|

ECG when results r announced

_______________________________________

Post #369

Friendship is a crossed cheque of Rs.HAPPY/-

Wen u feel upset and alone withdraw it from my account. When u r too happy, deposit it in my heart!!!!!!!!

Post #368

Sweet thought : If u can't b a pencil 2 write anyone's happiness, try atleast to b a nice rubber and erase someone's sorrows!!!

Post #367

Y indian law doesn't permit a man to marry a 2nd wife? Bcoz as per law, one can't be punished twice for the same offence.

Post #366

Lawyer in court : Geethai mela kai vachi sollunga.
Sardar : Yov yerkanave seetha mela kai vaechathaalathaan courtla irukaen. Ippo geetha melayuma???

Post #365

Boy : I lov u...
Girl : Naan una love panati nee yenna pannuva?
Boy : Ipadiye bus pudichi 'Perarasu' padam paaarka poiduvaen.
Girl : Enakaaga yeppo nee uiraye panaiyam vaika thuninchutiyo, idhukku mela yen lovea maraika maataen. i too luv uu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Perarasu - Connecting people. Ting ring titing]......

Post #364

Y do couples hold their hands during wedding????
Its just formality like 2 boxers shake hands b4 the fight begins....

Post #363

Teacher : Pasangala Neenga ellam nalla padichi namma naattukku nalla peru vaangi tharanum..
Student : Yen teacher? India'gira peru nalla illaiya????
Teacher : ??????

Post #362

3 monkeys ran from zoo.

1st - watching tv
2nd - playin game

and 3rd.....








No da...
it is not u
Y do u think in that way?
i wanna say 3rd is missing....

Post #361

Msg : ABCDEFGHIJ
A= U r Attractive
B= U r Brilliant
C= U r Cute
D= U r Dear 2 me
E= U r excellent
F= U r Funny
G= U r Great

H,I,J




Hello, I'm Joking

Post #360

Someday u may lose ur hair ..
u may loose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind ..
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks ..
coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!

Post #359

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp …
I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.

Post #358

God made man and then rested,
god made women and then no one rested.

Post #357

2day, 2morrow and sterday dere vil b
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!!

Post #356

Life without u is impossible
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

Post #355

Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
Oh my god!!!How did you find me out?????

Post #354

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations, but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.

Post #353

The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning??

Post #352

To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

Post #351

Question:Why do some teachers wear sunglasses?
Answer:Because their pupils are very bright.

Post #350

Some times small things in life hurt a lot... If u dont agree with me.. then... . . .try to sit on a pin !!

Post #349

Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles.
girl: well that is because we aren't married yet

Post #348

I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !

Post #347

Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum .. mudi kottina valikkuma? - Vazhukumae

Post #346

Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga?
Parthiban: Neethaana kaasa THIRUPPI kaeta??......

Post #345

"Muruganukku" Mottai podu, "Perumalukku" Naamam Podu, "Jesus"ku siluvai podu. My chellam, nee daily "jatti"podu, Marakkama "thovachi podu"

Post #344

Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam.. ethu nadanthalum east.. west.. north.. south..enga irunthaalum, entha sim pottirunthaalum ennoda sms suma gilli...gilli....gilli maathiri vanthu GOOD Morning sollum..Hava a nice Day...

Post #343

Kadavul kitta dress keten...Thuni kadaiye koduthar.... Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar... Selavukku 5000 ketten... un cell number koduthar, epa varatum...

Post #342

"Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni...... "Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar, Athukku per thaan heart attack.

Post #341

Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL..
1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal...
2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoarmattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.
3.emmozhi marandhaarkumJOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku.
4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..

Post #340

Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!!






ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga... Good MoRnInG...Have a nice day...

Post #339

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Post #338

which is the painful way of death?



Poison, Murder, Accident!, Tsunami!!!




DOnt worry. its simple very very simple.











''ur smile''. Good evening.

Post #337

TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM? ORU SPOON "CEMENT" PODANUM.

Post #336

The words which never complete without "u" D_b_kk_ Baekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_? HahaHaha

Post #335

Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?
Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu...
Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha.
kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM

Post #334

Ni enathan periya dance mastera irunthalum, un savuku unnaley adda mudiyathu

Post #333

Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..

Post #332

One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film

Post #331

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

Post #330

Any day, If u feel very sad, if u feel life is impossible,

just call me...i'll hold ur hands, take u for a walk on a bridge & show u







where 2 jump...

Post #329

Un kitta oru mukkiyamaana visayam sollanum...

Sonna enaai vittutu ooda koodadhu...

Adhu vandhu ennana innikku



perumal koila

sundal tharaagalaam....

oodadhey...

Post #328

Kannaa!
Policekku
100

Loveku
143

Fradukku
420

Soapku
501,

but
anbu
alagu
arivu
panivu
kanivu
nesam
paasam,
ivai anaithukkum orey number ...
keeley paar....

Post #327

Walk in ur own way.
Luv in ur own style.
Think in ur own manner.
Talk in ur own words.
Then only people will say...


"Tharudhala, yar pechayum kekaadhu".

Post #326

Sardar married a lady traffic police....
Frnd asks hw was ur 1st night???
She collected Rs.100 from me for over speeding,
Rs.200 for wrong side entry,
Rs.500 for no helmet!!!!!!!!

Post #325

LKG last bench student - Mapla, cigarete pudicha cancer varumnu doctor solraru.unmaiya?

Student2 - Theriyila machan.nan pudichaa pugai thaan varuthu...

Post #324

Headlines dated 01/04/2020

1. Indian president M.Karunanidhi resigned.

2. Dhoom17 ready for release.

3. I'll play the nxt world cup - Sachin.

4. Salman, Vivek, Abishek attend Ash's 3rd wedding...

5. India lost the series against bermuda...

6. Petrol price hiked - 350rs/lt

7. Danush's daughter as heroine of rajini kanth...

8. Kolangal completed 25000 episodes...

9. Indian coach Ganguly resigns...

10. Vijaykanth announced his nxt role as a college boy...

Post #323

"Virumbum poodhu virumbigiraen enbhadhai vida"...
"Verutha poodhum virumbinaen"...
enbhadhey unmaiyaana anbu.....

Post #322

Every morning u have 2 choices...
Continue ur sleep wid dreams...
or
wake up &chase ur dreams .....

d choice is urs....

Post #321

The heart which u love may not know ur luv...
but the heart which luvs u doesn't know anything other than u...
Keep those heart safe!!!

Post #320

Making 100 frnds a yr is not an achievement.
But an achievement is to make a frnd for 100 yrs.

Post #319

The greatest gift u can give sum1 is ur tym. Bcoz wen u give sumone ur tym, u r giving them a portion of life that u can never get...

Post #318

Height of dreaming :
Bill gates came to me and asked ..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Machaan, do u have windows XP cd???"

Post #317

On d path of success always lies big O's.
Many read dem as obstacles, only few read dem as Oppurtunities.
Attitude matters a lot. Be positive....

Post #316

Uyir pirindhaalum kavalai illai...
Un anbirundhaal podhum kallaraiyil kooda magizhchiyodu uranguvaen...

Post #315

"pu!w hw u! shemle ab !m n u hldaap os n ss!w I"



Confused?

Turn ur mobile upside and read it.....

Post #314

2 question to check ur stress:

1. Which Mouse has 2 legs?




Mickey Mouse


2. Which duck has 4 legs?




If u answered Donald Duck then u r under stress...
Bcoz all ducks have 2 legs !!!!!!!!

So chill out and enjoy....

Post #313

Winners dont win by chance...They win by choice...

Post #312

Ungal "SUN-TV"yil indha vaaram putham pudhiya dubbing padangal...





Monday : "Ammachi thirumbi vandhaachi"
[THE MUMMY RETURNS]

Tuesday : "Silandi Mamu"
[THE SPIDERMAN]

Wednesday : "Velaikku aagadhu"
[MISSION IMPOSSIBLE]

Thursday : "Karutha Mappilais"
[MEN IN BLACK]

Friday : "Otta machaan"
[HALLOW MAN]

Saturday : "Innoru naalaikku sangu oodhu"
[DIE ANOTHER DAY]

Sunday : "Mama Kadhai"
[POLICE STORY]

Anaithu padangalaiyum paarthu magilzhungal...

Post #311

Fship is not a thing to hold in ur hand when thousands r with u. But it is tat trust which holds ur hand when thousands r against u...

Post #310

Dr : Yenpa shock adikkumnu therinjum current wirela veralla vecha???arivu irukaa?
Sardar : "Kattai" viral thaney, shock adikaadhunnu ninachaen...

Post #309

Exams thatuvam:
Padichavanukku 1000 kavalai endha question varumnnu.
But padikaadhavanukku orey kavalai endha exammnu...

Post #308

Fship is like a ruber band...
U can stretch it as much as u want...
But dont leave it after stretching....
It pains a lot....

Post #307

Care is 1 main ingredient that keeps closeness alive despite distance n schedule. Since i can't always see you, let my care be with you forever...!!!

Post #306

Lifela 6 visayam eppa varumnu namkey theriyathui
1. Inbam
2. Thunbam
3. Natpu
4 Kaadhal
5. Maranam.
6. Ennodasms

Post #305

Oru kaakitham 2 mins erinju chaambal ayirum, 1 kattai 10 mins erinju chaambal ayirum, 1 maram 2 hrs erinju chaambal ayirum, aana..................aaaaaaanaaaaa...... i bulb evalavu neram erinjaalum chaambal akirathu illai... how is it... ippadithaan.. puthusu puthusaa yosikkanum.

Post #304

Manasu sariuyillenu doctor kitta ponen, Test panittu oru loosudu sms annupu sariyagidumnu sonnar. Neeye sollu da enakku unna vitta yara therium?..

Post #303

Dog likes BONE.
Elephant likes BANANA .
Ant likes Sugar.
Cow likes Grass.
And monkey likes what...?





............................Solluppa unaku enna pidikum......

Post #302

Figure illanna college waste
sugar illanna coffe waste
Love illanna life waste
Moon illana sky waste




Chellam Nee illana ....Zoo waste!....

Post #301

Lights went off in girls hostel the watchman galled up TNEB office and says " Send your men immediately because the Girls are using candles.....

Post #300

Sardar: 50 rupees iruntha kadana kodunga...! Man: Panam suthama illeenga.! Sardar: Paravayilla, Alukka irunthalum kodunga..!..

Post #299

Pricipal: Eanda late?
Student: Bike puncture/repair sir
Principal: Busla varrathu thane?
Student: Bus vaanga kaasu illa sir

Post #298

Sardar: "This book is very bore. More characters but no story"
Librarian: " Vaadaa... Vaa.. Neethan Telephone directorya thoookitu ponavana???????????

Post #297

Kambi1 kambi2 kambi3 kambi4 kambi5 kambi6 kambi7 kambi8 kambi9 Ha ha ha ha........... Eppadi Unna plan panni kambi enna Vachen Pathiya.

Post #296

Ennathan karunanithi DMK la irundhalum avar veetu maadu "AMMA" nu than kathum

Post #295

Kanna Bus Stop La Bus Than Vanthu Nikum Ana Full Stop La Full Vanthu Nikuma

Post #294

Love's to understand the untold,unseen,unheard;
to feel the essence of the soul.......

Post #293

FREE RECHARGE card number vaenumaa?
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Post #292

When abdul Kalam was born, god said "oh,he will become great scientist!" and when i was born, god said "sabash sariyaana pooti"...

Post #291

In life,just don't trust people,who change their feelings with time...
Instead trust those people,whose feeling remain the same,even when the time change...!

Post #290

"Pure love never cares for money,beauty,richness,familiarity,education,employed,it only wants a "caring heart" for a "crying heart".

Post #289

Vaanga palagalaam.
Yenkitta 2 fullirukku.
Onnu angavai, innonnu ingavai,
naduvulla 2 glassa vai.
Nalla palagalaam.
Pidicha kudinga,illena vaandhi yedunga...!

Post #288

Un cellukku yennoda address anuppuraen...
Adhe madhiri yen addressukku un cella annupuriya???

-by pootu vangubhavar sangam

Post #287

If we were born knowing everything,
what would we do with all this time on the planet.
Be proud to say "I don't know".

Post #286

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.
He got irritated...drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

Post #285

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

Post #284

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents

Post #283

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.

Post #282

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....

Post #281

Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

Post #280

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Post #279

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Post #278

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Post #277

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Post #276

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

Post #275

Boss: Where were you born?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

Post #274

Dil to unke seene mein bhi machalta hoga..

husn bhi so-so rang badalta hoga..

Uthti hongi jab nagahein unki..

Khud "khuda" bhi gir-gir ke sambhalta   hoga.

Post #273

Tanhai kisi ka intezar nahi karti, Kismat kabhi bewafai nahi karti,
Unse
dur hone ka asar hai warna, Parchai kabhi jism par waar nahi karti...!

Post #272

SCHOOL Ki LIFE: 10+2.Tak. COLLEGE Ki LIFE: PADO Jab-Tak.
LOVE Ki LIFE: SHADI Hone-Tak.
But HUMARI-DOSTI Ki LIFE: FEB-31'Tak. Kyu.nibhaoge na

Post #271

Zindagi se bas yehi gila hain,
Khushi ke baadh, kyu gham mila hain,
Humne to unse wafaa hi ki thi..
Par nahi jaante the ki wafa kaa bewafaai hi silaa hai.

Post #270

Jo rista kayam hai wo hum nibhege.Nigaho se door rah kar bhi aapko
chahege.Pata nahi aap kiske sath ghar basayege.Par hum aapka naam
lete-lete
mar jayenge

Post #269

Kanch ko chahat thi pather pane ki,
ek pal me fir tut kar bikher jane ki,
Chahat bas itni thi us diwane ki,
Apne hajar tukdo me uski hajar Tasveer sajane ki.

Post #268

Khayalon mai bus tum hi tum ho, bana diwana
Kwahishein tadpati hai bus ek bar mil jana.
Bahut hai mushkilen hos-o-hawash rakhta hun
Ab tumhi batao chalega kab tak yeh tadpana.

Post #267

Kya gham he kya
khushi malum nahi,
wo apna hai ki
ajnabi malum nahi,
jiske bina ek pal
nahi guzarta,
kaise guzregi
zindagi malum nahi.

Post #266

Khul k dilse milo to saza dete hain log
Sache jazbat b thukra dete hai log
dekh nai sakta do insano ka milna
baithe huwe do parindo ko b uda dete hai log

Post #265

Kar sake jis rishte par naaz vo dosti hai, chupale har raaz vo dosti
hai, jeevan ka har saaz dosti hai, jo hai har dard ka ilaaj vo alfaaz
dosti hai.